When faced with Mueller or any other part of the government, Trump will go a full Schultz response
I see nothing! I heard nothing!
Friday, November 30, 2018
Trump Practicing to be Schultz
After returning from Brazil, President Trump has been given a task by his lawyers. Trump will have to watch all the episodes of Hogan's Heroes where Schultz deploys his masterful strategy.
When faced with Mueller or any other part of the government, Trump will go a full Schultz response
I see nothing! I heard nothing!
When faced with Mueller or any other part of the government, Trump will go a full Schultz response
I see nothing! I heard nothing!
Monday, November 26, 2018
Area Man Lives By Youtube
It's all there. Everything he needs. Jack Polanski no longer watches news or reads even on line news. Everything is in some Youtube channel. He might hear it on talk radio, not that socialist NPR, and then go right to Youtube to find out why Guatemalans are coming. It's Hillary's fault!
For instance, atheists are making pots to boil missionaries in and distributing them to primitive tribes:
Jordan Peterson has helped him with personal problems:
When life storms come by, happiness disappears. You need his rules for life for success.
Caravans are approaching the Mexican border repeatedly, so we have to build the wall!
Global warming ...or cooling now in this decade...is caused by the sun cooling off. It does this all the time! It's natural. It's called the "grand solar minimum". It is going to last 400 years! Or is it 40? It's in the ice cores, the Maunder minimum! NASA and all those government people, before Trump, are wrong. We are going to see it by 2025. Little ice age coming.
If you change your own oil, nearly all car models have a simple procedure to zero the mileage on the meter for the oil change. It's the same rod you push to zero the miles between fillups.
Jack lives in Nevada (we are unable to give an exact location) and gets some cold days. He works part time as an AC and heater repairman. If your heat pump blade gets ice on it, it tends to shake as the ice is never even. Shut down your heating and use a heat gun on the blades!
Keep it at least an inch from the metal grill.
You can also learn stuff you never knew on Youtube. Jack watched a video about cows grazing under power lines. The electromagnetic waves "do stuff in your brain" giving you anxiety. Jack lives in a trailer park with a high power line very close to it. He could move the trailer, but it is old and might fall apart. So he bought these devices to protect his brain:
For instance, atheists are making pots to boil missionaries in and distributing them to primitive tribes:
Those are the engineers doing final checks on the pot.
Jordan Peterson has helped him with personal problems:
When life storms come by, happiness disappears. You need his rules for life for success.
Caravans are approaching the Mexican border repeatedly, so we have to build the wall!
Global warming ...or cooling now in this decade...is caused by the sun cooling off. It does this all the time! It's natural. It's called the "grand solar minimum". It is going to last 400 years! Or is it 40? It's in the ice cores, the Maunder minimum! NASA and all those government people, before Trump, are wrong. We are going to see it by 2025. Little ice age coming.
If you change your own oil, nearly all car models have a simple procedure to zero the mileage on the meter for the oil change. It's the same rod you push to zero the miles between fillups.
Jack lives in Nevada (we are unable to give an exact location) and gets some cold days. He works part time as an AC and heater repairman. If your heat pump blade gets ice on it, it tends to shake as the ice is never even. Shut down your heating and use a heat gun on the blades!
Keep it at least an inch from the metal grill.
You can also learn stuff you never knew on Youtube. Jack watched a video about cows grazing under power lines. The electromagnetic waves "do stuff in your brain" giving you anxiety. Jack lives in a trailer park with a high power line very close to it. He could move the trailer, but it is old and might fall apart. So he bought these devices to protect his brain:
Saturday, November 24, 2018
Universe now only 13.7 years old
Scientists at Stanford University in Palo Alto calculated the age of the Universe again and noted that previous authors who got 13.7 Billion Years got some decimals wrong. It is only 13.7 years old. That places it at 2004. All of history now turns out to be just a glitch in the space-time continuum. All events prior to that are now placed in so called Christian Time, which goes back to about 4000 B.C.
Friday, November 23, 2018
No more foreign units! Trump pulls out of Meter Convention
President Trump has an instinct for Science. When he heard of the new kilogram standard, based on Planck's constant, it was instantly clear to the president how that worked. "I'm very smart."
It immediately dawned on Trump that "we can pull out of the Meter Convention" signed in 1875 in Paris. The standard weight is kept there. The kilogram has been very unfair to the United States. "We are going to pull out and use our own weights and measures. The consumer side will all be gallons and miles and only the science folks will rely on standards at NIST, which are all ours now. We don't need that Paris kilogram or copies of it."
NIST, the National Institute of Standards and Technology falls under the Department of Commerce and thus Trump.
As a first step, Trump wants all his cans of Diet Coke to have the 222mL part covered up by tape, leaving only 7.5 oz in view.
And what about Planck? It related to energy and photons, which do not have weight. Trump will leave that to the science folks. He does not want to regulate their work too much.
In July 2017, the NIST measured the Planck constant using its Kibbe balance instrument with an uncertainty of only 13 parts per billion, obtaining a value of 6.626069934(89)×10−34 J⋅s. It can also be expressed in useful units, the J⋅s is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1
Trump is sure they can extract that kg out of there. "They showed me a video of their fancy new scale. It was like watching Star Trek." Kilograms, he knows, can be converted to pounds. "You multiply the kilograms by 2.20462. Even I can do it." Trump pulled out his phone to show that it had a calculator.
It immediately dawned on Trump that "we can pull out of the Meter Convention" signed in 1875 in Paris. The standard weight is kept there. The kilogram has been very unfair to the United States. "We are going to pull out and use our own weights and measures. The consumer side will all be gallons and miles and only the science folks will rely on standards at NIST, which are all ours now. We don't need that Paris kilogram or copies of it."
NIST, the National Institute of Standards and Technology falls under the Department of Commerce and thus Trump.
As a first step, Trump wants all his cans of Diet Coke to have the 222mL part covered up by tape, leaving only 7.5 oz in view.
And what about Planck? It related to energy and photons, which do not have weight. Trump will leave that to the science folks. He does not want to regulate their work too much.
In July 2017, the NIST measured the Planck constant using its Kibbe balance instrument with an uncertainty of only 13 parts per billion, obtaining a value of 6.626069934(89)×10−34 J⋅s. It can also be expressed in useful units, the J⋅s is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1
Trump is sure they can extract that kg out of there. "They showed me a video of their fancy new scale. It was like watching Star Trek." Kilograms, he knows, can be converted to pounds. "You multiply the kilograms by 2.20462. Even I can do it." Trump pulled out his phone to show that it had a calculator.
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
Trump tries to vote three times
With Democrats voting in disguise (it was on Fox News so it must be true), President himself tried to vote three times in his district. He had fake ID's in the names of Jose Gonzales and Igor Kozinsky. It seems not to have worked.
Neither one of these worked, mainly because both IDs had addresses in Texas. But there is a bigger story! When Trump loses the 2020 election, it will clearly be from hordes of foreigners from the Caravan. Which will finally have arrived in the US by then. If they march all the way to an East Coast state, they will all vote for Democrats. Because the Democrats and Soros especially pay for them to vote.
Neither one of these worked, mainly because both IDs had addresses in Texas. But there is a bigger story! When Trump loses the 2020 election, it will clearly be from hordes of foreigners from the Caravan. Which will finally have arrived in the US by then. If they march all the way to an East Coast state, they will all vote for Democrats. Because the Democrats and Soros especially pay for them to vote.
Monday, November 12, 2018
Trump Hires Jimmy McGill as Deputy Attorney General
With Sessions out of the way, President Trump has to now reform the whole Justice department and get it approved by Congress. With acting AG Whitaker in place, he has some weeks to act before Congress gets to work. Trump had an idea: Matthew Whitaker and Jimmy McGill, "this is my dream team!"
McGill has experience with criminals of all sorts. Now he can be the force behind firing Mueller and keeping Trump in power. The only problem was finding McGill and then pardoning him of all criminal charges.
FBI located McGill in Omaha, running a Cinnabon store in an area mall food court. McGill has been flown to Washington and will be sworn in Friday as acting Deputy Attorney General.
Rod Rosenstein, whom McGill replaces, has been placed on administrative leave until past the 2020 elections. He is free to take full retirement at any time.
McGill has experience with criminals of all sorts. Now he can be the force behind firing Mueller and keeping Trump in power. The only problem was finding McGill and then pardoning him of all criminal charges.
FBI located McGill in Omaha, running a Cinnabon store in an area mall food court. McGill has been flown to Washington and will be sworn in Friday as acting Deputy Attorney General.
Rod Rosenstein, whom McGill replaces, has been placed on administrative leave until past the 2020 elections. He is free to take full retirement at any time.
Friday, November 9, 2018
Salt Lake City out of Salt
This Tuesday snow and ice crews at the department of transportation ran out of salt. It appears that the workers at the salt processing plant all have the flu. Struggling to make paychecks by Friday, plant manager Ed Fallon sold all the salt on hand to out of state buyers. "This happens every few years," stated road crew foreman Bradley White. I'll just send four guys and two pick ups to the salt flats with shovels. We only had a little bit of ice this week on hills. We can also use some sand."
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