Election Commissions Across Trump America Declare 2022 Election to Be a Fraud, GOP Candidate Will Be Winner

County boards across Georgia, Alabama, Texas, Kansas, Arizona and several of the states that voted for Trump in 2020 have declared the votes in their county to be fraudulent.

"There were missing signatures, wrong colored pens, you name it, it was all a mess. We declare this election to be fraudulent and the votes in our county to be canceled."

It did not include all counties in those states. We had our staff look at these county by county. Those counties that had Trump winning by 15% or more in 2020 had actual vote counts in the 2022 record. In each case the Republican was declared the winner.

The states all have laws in effect where the state legislature now votes on who the winner of these statewide congressional elections is. The state level election boards all consist of four or more Republican white members.

The incumbent GOP congressmen and senators will all keep their seats. The situation is a little different in other races:

"We will be voting for whoever the Republican candidate is for the newly vacated posts. In some cases the primary for the congressional seat has not been held yet. We will vote for whoever is the Republican with the most votes in those primaries. We don't need to wait for the Democratic winners in their races."

Trump Voter Excited About Arizona Recount and Georgia Recount

 Avid message board member and QAnon supporter Mitch is really excited! Trump will win this election yet. If not this, "we will be ready for 2024 so they don't steal that too."

Mitch has found out that "the people in Arizona that signed the ballot and voted for Biden all seem to be the same person. That handwriting is on thousands of ballots!"

And the voting machines! All you have to do is put a memory stick in the back of the machine in the USB port, push a few buttons, and all the Trump votes that can fit on that stick will just disappear onto the stick.

"That's what the Democrats did. You can't even trace it, because the machine was not locked for counting at that point. They did this while voting."

Mitch is all ready for 2024 and will be observing voters in 2024 as part of the Republican team in his district.

"Biden didn't win the election, cause I did not vote for him. I never vote for the loser. Those times Obama got elected, I did not vote those years."

Greece called in sick on Friday

 

Athens, Greece -- Not feeling well on Friday morning, Greece called into the EU at Brussels and said it would not be coming to work today or on Saturday.  Greece will be back Monday but refused to have a doctor's note.

Would Not Be All This Shooting If We Were All Anglo-Saxons

 Roger White, Trump supporter had an idea. He though he would tell everybody at the tavern.

-You know how it is, all them cops in Chicago, and them kids they had to shoot, well, it would not happen if we were all Anglo-Saxons.

How would that come about?

-Well, the government let them in all since 1900. And some a little before. Ellis Island.

So you don't believe in a multicultural society?

-No, not at all.

What about black people? It was the Anglo-Saxons and maybe a few of the Germans here who brought them from Africa. Where should they go?

-Well, we could leave a few states in the South for them.

So you would move them all?

-Yeah.

Area Libertarian: No electrons into my car!

 Area libertarian Nick Molson is mad. This Biden plan for infrastructure is totally ridiculous. It's just a boondoggle for liberals and those that believe in global warming. The electric cars and those silly chargers are just going to cause traffic jams when they run out of juice!

So Nick will never be driving as much as a hybrid.

What about the battery?

--Well, you gotta have radio and stuff so that's OK.

What about the starting motor? It's an electric motor that turns the engine till it can get fuel to fire up. Are you going to find an antique car or tractor with a crank out front to start with?

--Oh that. I'll get a manual transmission and push it down the hill from here to start it.

--You are all set then, I guess.

Democrats To Hand Out Democratic Water and Vegan Water at Every Georgia Election

 Now that Georgia has blocked the great masses from voting at all in Georgia and also banned handing food or water to people in line to vote, Democrats are taking action.

At every election from now on, Democrat volunteers will hand out water. Dasani and Aquafina refused to help out, so lesser brands and any number of products from Costco bought by donated funds will be used. Also, vegan water will be available to anyone who wants it. 

Volunteers will get an autographed t-shirt of their choice: either Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on her own t-shirt of Robert Reich signed t-shirts on Capitalism.

Senator Willing To Convict Trump If He Had Stopped The Steal

 Now that the impeachment is ongoing, we got in touch with Senator Clarkson again. 

Senator, are you convinced that Trump should be convicted?

-Not yet. There are elements of insurrection and going against democracy in his behavior. But not enough to convict him.

So under what conditions would you convict him?

-If he had actually stopped the steal, asked and succeeded in getting Mike Pence to reject the electoral college votes and had been sworn in as president.

So if he had been sworn in for a second term, you would impeach him?

-Probably. Especially if he had marched down Pennsylvania Avenue to the Capitol with the insurrectionists.

And then you would swear in Mike Pence as president, the guy who had torn up the electoral votes at that point?

-Yes, that is what would have happened. Pence would be president after we removed Trump.

Would we not need to impeach Pence too, then?

-Absolutely not.

Those things might not have happened if the insurrectionists had harmed Pence, or you yourself. None of this is enough to change your mind about impeaching Trump now?

-No, not at all. Trump was only one factor here.

OK, then. We at the Kari Report disagree. We see this insurrection as Trump's final gift to you and the Republican party. May he never come back.