Monday, January 24, 2022

Lauren Boebert Proud To Represent Your Guns in Congress


After serving in congress for a year (though it did happen after a Trump loss, so sad), Lauren Boebert is happy to report that she proudly represents your guns in congress. Please re-elect her this November if you want to continue this support of your guns.

Saturday, January 8, 2022

Supreme Court Tells Biden: You Can't Do Stuff

 The Supreme court is still mulling over how to write it up, but Biden can't just "do stuff." It says in the constitution that:

"The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years."

That seems to be national stuff. You know, running the country and controlling our enemies. Nowhere does it say he can put together vaccination and mask mandates. Those are state duties, police powers. "He might as well pack up all his OSHA stuff too", the court suggested.



And all this stuff with the attorney general. He can just go home too. The states run elections!

The conservative court has decided to side with state rights no matter what the case. Except for the 2nd Amendment. "Those rights are with the citizens." They don't really know what the words talking about militias mean.


Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Area Brain, of Loser, Thinks Strategy

The brain of area man Bill Miller has had to do some hard thinking. What is he ever going to achieve?

Bill has had some longer periods of cohabitation with females, but none of it led to anything. As far as the brain knows, they were all smart enough to use birth control.

In his various jobs Bill has done well enough, but basically he is just the average disposable worker, such as those at Amazon or the Goodwill store where he sorted clothing for a year.

So the brain does not want to make life hard for Bill and make him some kind of achiever. And the brain has enough work keeping Bill alive and safe. He does not need to have Bill pondering difficult tasks or have emotional issues related to work while driving a rather unreliable, and old, Toyota Corolla to the bar after work.

The brain thinks Bill will survive to almost the age of 50. Might as well make the best of it.

Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Professor Says Original Sons of Liberty Were Also Assholes

 Professor McMasters was lecturing to undergraduates about the events in Boston in the 1700s.

Though it seems the Continental Congress and Jefferson with his lofty Declaration were on the right track to declare independence, the earlier participants were mere rebel rousers. Not happy with Stamp Acts and tea taxes, the Sons of Liberty seem to have harassed simple British officials sufficiently that no Stamp Act was ever put into practice. "They just attacked the officials personally and ransacked their homes till they gave up.

Students were not convinced, and a couple wearing Trump hats walked out.

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

America Went To the Mall



United States – Located at downtown and suburban locations, America decided to go to the mall today. There was not that much to do so America went there with a couple of friends. These friends pointed out Jeff Goldblum, who is a junior and really hot. He was looking at some little items in a stall. America had to talk her friends out of bumming a ride back home from Jeff. Alicia’s mom is coming to get the three of them at five anyway.

America then spotted the GNC store and went there for some protein bars. It is still winter, but America is going to do a 5K run on Sunday so this is all good planning. And they have the vitamins that lady at the counter is always pushing. She flirts with him a bit and is probably divorced. But America was not interested as he figured out she has teenage kids.

 America was headed for the Brookstone store for some cushions for the car. They have to drive out of town to go to Florida and also to visit the kids. Harry is able to sit in the car for ten hours straight, but America needed some cushions to sit on, due to the arthritis in her hip.

 The mall sure is full of people. America only wanted to get to the top floor of Dick’s for some coveralls he wears when working outdoor at the trails. It’s the stuff hunters wear. The hunters know how to keep warm. They have six miles of trail to restore before the scouts start using them in spring more extensively.

Thursday, September 30, 2021

Trump Voter having dinner with daughter who voted for Obama and Biden

Larry Wheeler, 52, was invited to dinner with his daughter Mary and family. It does not happen many times a year, and even less in the Trump era.


If Mary were a vegan, their contact would be even less, Larry stopping by on Christmas eve with presents for the kids.

Now they had dinner. Mary is on a kick to give healthy food for the kids. She bakes all the bread and cookies and they do not have bought snacks other than apple juice and popcorn.

The dinner was lovely, though a little light on meat. Mary explained it all but Larry lost track after cilantro and garlic. Oh, there was cheddar cheese in it. Larry is more of a steak and potatoes guy who eats at Taco Bell if he can't be bothered with the cooking. His wife left years ago.



Monday, July 12, 2021

Bicyclist Annoyed At Smart Ass GPS Device

Bicyclist Bill Dumas has been using GPS devices for years. Now the old one would not hold charge for two hours.


"Yeah this new one is a little different. It has all these screens that now slide both sideways and up and down on the touch screen. And that's not all."

Bill has set a number of the settings to a personal preference. "And then it tells me that the DEVICE has a better idea and dims my screen. I also think it automatically goes blank on the screen when the battery goes to 49%. If you touch it the numbers come back for a second. Now when I am out there to ride 50 miles, I like to see my miles like ALL THE TIME!" 

Bill does like one feature, the "lock screen" button. It locks the screen and what you see for the duration of the ride. Accidentally touching the screen does nothing to interfere with his ride.

Bill Dumas has a back up counter on his phone if the meter battery runs out. He does not let them talk to each other. "Bluetooth takes battery power." The App he uses is free, Goals-Fitness. It makes both a map of the ride and tracks miles. "I love it cause it does not need to share anything or keep anything in some on line log. I just record the miles on paper in my garage when I finish and later put it into my Excel file, where all my rides go. Without maps. I just type in where I went."

Bill is involved in the National Bike Challenge for a team from Madison, Wisconsin.