Marjorie Taylor Greene wants baby food for Americans

 Joe Biden is giving baby food to foreigners! Those babies in detention centers.

And now, Biden has shipped baby formula from Europe. To the federal WIC program! Those are Joe's government babies! We want baby formula for real American babies, now!

Publisher denies wrongdoing!

New York, NY—Publisher denies wrongdoing. In the children’s book Porcupine’s Pajama Part by Terry Harshman, Mole prepares cookie dough, they eat it, place the remaining three cookies in the oven on page 27. Then they watch scary movies and on page 64, the three critters (including owl) go to bed together. Molly Hanson, 7, of Fairfield, OH, wrote in to alarm the publisher that “they never took the cookies out!” Molly offered to edit future books for a small salary.

Beatles archivists unearth another 3 second Beatles bit of recording

London, U.K.--Beatles archivists unearth another 3 seconds of studio noise. In the noise can be heard a cough, a mutter, a lone guitar chord and one snare drum beat. Experts place these items somewhere in the second album recording sessions, though they were on a later tape, spliced at the end. The cough is attributed to McCartney and the mutter, all experts agree, is Lennon. This is the 27,003th archived studio noise bit where all 4 Beatles are believed to be present.

Hunter Biden Laptop goes to work for Putin

It appears that Hunter Biden's laptop has escaped from the FBI vault and has made its way into Russia. 

The brave laptop is working hard on the Ukrainian border attempting to hack into Ukrainian servers to get information on Hunter Biden, Burisma and Zelinsky. Ultimately the laptop will be used to get the data on American voting machines to win the 2020 election for Trump.

Other tasks it has been looking into include turning off the natural gas going into Angela Merkel's house.

Putin has problems

Kyiv, Ukraine, May 30, 2022 -- With half of his army deserted and applying for residency in Ukraine, Putin has problems.

The Russians still in the country have given up fighting and are mostly distilling vodka from fermented garbage (their stock ran out). What to do, Putin? what to do?

House Republicans Preach: Take Resposibility, But Have A Moral Backbone!

 "You people do not need government help! Pick up yourself and apply yourself to some productive thing!"

The House Republicans remind you that America is the land of opportunity, get a job!  It is not the job of the Federal Government to hand you relief. Thousand points of light.

Also on Twitter this week House Republicans want all Americans to have the moral backbone to reject China. We must apply the same pressure to China as the Democrats are applying to Russia. Russia is a capitalist country. We must support them. We must not get involved with their border problems.

China is communist, they must be punished. Buy an Android phone, most of those are made outside of China. Not like the Apple phones Democrats like Hillary and Biden like to use. The human rights violations in China require us to cut off as much of the trade as possible.

Going a few days back, Republicans remind you:

-Republicans are working to protect parental rights and expand school choice, not empower the Federal Government or Far-Left teachers unions.

-Parents should have a voice in their child's education.

Anti-police rhetoric and defunding has led to a wave of violent crime against law enforcement officers. We must protect the men and women who risk their lives everyday to protect our communities.

-Biden and Inflation! Historical figures!

It goes on and on, forgetting Reagan had over 15% inflation.

Lauren Boebert Proud To Represent Your Guns in Congress

After serving in congress for a year (though it did happen after a Trump loss, so sad), Lauren Boebert is happy to report that she proudly represents your guns in congress. Please re-elect her this November if you want to continue this support of your guns.