Sunday, March 9, 2025

"Joe Biden Took your daylight savings away Nov 3rd. I am giving it back!"

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 Angry at all the terrible things Joe Biden did, Trump declared "Joe Biden Took your daylight savings away Nov 3rd. I am giving it back...
Thursday, February 20, 2025

The Polls are wrong! We are starting to campaign for 2028!

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 Annoyed at polls this morning, President Trump went directly to his 2024 campaign headquarters in Pennsylvania. "I am announcing my ca...
Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Prevagen User Searches for Clues...Why Did She Vote for Trump?

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Nancy, a long time Prevagen user, was shocked to hear all the Things Trump is cutting. She was not against feeding starving children in Afri...
Monday, February 17, 2025

Musk Sends US Treasury contents to Cayman Islands

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Elon Musk has found a way to cut excessive governement spending. He sent the contents of the Treasury to the Cayman Islands. It is all there...
Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Tulsi Gabbard orders all Russia files from 2024

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Sitting in her staff room, Tulsi Gabbard requested all CIA files on Russia from 2024. Also all files on Ukraine. "You can redact all ag...
Saturday, February 8, 2025

Musk Accidentally Takes Trump off Payroll

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Working long hours, the Musk team went through thousands of accounts and deleted those employees that were listed as nonessential. Since thi...
Friday, January 24, 2025

Trump heading off to a Florida Christmas after successfully removing the Deep State

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  President Trump wrapped up his first year of his second term with a successful effort getting rid of the Deep State. It was difficult to f...