Sunday, May 31, 2026

Trump Books Himself to do YMCA June 25 to July 4th

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With so many acts cancelling  the concerts at the National Mall, Trump wants to assure his fans that there will be something to see. To kick...
Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Heritage Foundation Makes Thomas an Honorary Caucasian

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Doing the best they could achieve, a team at Heritage Foundation looked for a way to change Clarence Thomas' driver's license to Cau...
Thursday, February 19, 2026

Trump Pitches Nobel Prize Effort to Troop 1231

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With dwindling crowds at Trump events, President Trump made the trip to Davenport, Iowa to pictch his "I stopped eight wars" speec...
Sunday, February 15, 2026

Trump Bans Transgender Mice

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With his speech at Fort Bragg and other things on the schedule all done, President asked his stuff to find more distractions to the bad news...
Monday, February 2, 2026

Trump orders Congress to go home for Capitol remodeling

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With Congress conducting oversight and other useless things, the President decided this is the time to remodel The Capitol. The order also i...
Thursday, December 18, 2025

You Do Not Need Insurance!

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  Donald Trump will give all Americans 2000 dollars for health "insurance." You just pay the doctor or dentist or pharmacy with th...
Thursday, December 4, 2025

Trump Pardons Hannibal Lecter

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 President Trump has pardoned serial killer Hannibal Lecter. When asked about what was next, Trump said he would be flown to Mar a Lago for ...