Thursday, February 19, 2026

Trump Pitches Nobel Prize Effort to Troop 1231

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With dwindling crowds at Trump events, President Trump made the trip to Davenport, Iowa to pictch his "I stopped eight wars" speec...
Sunday, February 15, 2026

Trump Bans Transgender Mice

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With his speech at Fort Bragg and other things on the schedule all done, President asked his stuff to find more distractions to the bad news...
Monday, February 2, 2026

Trump orders Congress to go home for Capitol remodeling

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With Congress conducting oversight and other useless things, the President decided this is the time to remodel The Capitol. The order also i...
Thursday, December 18, 2025

You Do Not Need Insurance!

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  Donald Trump will give all Americans 2000 dollars for health "insurance." You just pay the doctor or dentist or pharmacy with th...
Thursday, December 4, 2025

Trump Pardons Hannibal Lecter

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 President Trump has pardoned serial killer Hannibal Lecter. When asked about what was next, Trump said he would be flown to Mar a Lago for ...
Tuesday, November 11, 2025

On Veterans' Day, Trump Claims 538 Percent Approval

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  Summing up the tremendous changes he has achieved, Trump claimed that Joe Biden had 38% approval. He on the other hand has now after ten m...
Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Trump Signs Executive Order To Arrest 75,017,613 Antifa Members

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All 75,017,613 that voted against him are hereby named as Antifa official members. Trump has signed an executive order to arrest all of you....