Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Trymp Signs Executive Order To Arrest 75,017,613 Antifa Members

›
All 75,017,613 that voted against him are hereby named as Antifa official members. Trump has signed an executive order to arrest all of you....
Thursday, September 25, 2025

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding People Follow All His Orders

›
Under severe penalty for disobaying, People of the United States must follow my Orders! I am the President and I can make life very hard for...
Monday, September 15, 2025

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Liberal Arts Colleges

›
With his attention drawn to the matter by Laura Loomer, Trump quickly signed the executive order banning liberal arts colleges. With her dir...
Thursday, September 11, 2025

Trump Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to 51 Senators

›
 President Trump has awarded the Medal of Freedom to all 51 Senators that blocked the release of the unredacted Epstein files to the public....
Thursday, August 28, 2025

Wikipedia survives after 2020 Election rewritten

›
James Comer has spotted Wikipedia as too woke. He reported this to Trump, who told his henchemen to "take it down." They were to u...
Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Trump offers 50 bucks for National Guard to find Deep State

›
President Trump addressed the National Guard units he set out in Washington DC before they took charge of the Capital.  "I'll give ...
Thursday, July 31, 2025

Elon Musk buys the Moon

›
Elon Musk has been quietly dealing with nations on the side, as Donald Trump worked on all the countries for tariffs. Musk has now bought th...