The Kari Report

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Ice Cream Maker Ends Up In Garage Sale

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Lincoln, NE -- After just one use, Dolly McMaster, 44, decided the thing just was no use. "We had fun trying to make ice cream, I have ...
Monday, April 29, 2013

Andersson Misplaces Codpiece

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Bremen, Germany -- Ian Andersson, frontman for the Jethro Tull show that he has been touring with ("not Jethro Tull"), realized th...
Saturday, April 27, 2013

Nebraska Orienteers Seek Landmarks

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Rushville, NE -- Area orienteering enthusiasts Bill and Matt are seeking donations of landmarks from other counties and states. They have ma...

Enterprising Man Sells Cures for Cheap and finds Niche Market

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Galilea, ca. 30 AD -- Enterprising Galilean Moshe Joseph has been hanging out where Jesus and his followers preach and heal. After the...
Saturday, April 20, 2013

Abdul Who?

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Oxford, MS -- Mrs Olive J., land lady for students residing at 135½ Wilbur Harrison St., did not know anyone named Abdul and did not recogni...

Club Mosses Mock Plants That Just Showed Up

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The Devonian, Gondwana -- On a wet hillside, club mosses have grown for eons. Handsome stalks w...
Thursday, April 18, 2013

Fat Person Has Tattoos Removed

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Tulsa OK -- Area woman, "Paula", had all her tattoos removed from her legs. "Yes, they served no purpose anymore. I got the...
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