Monday, September 30, 2013

Area Man Opposes Carbon Tax Due To Twinkies

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Bangor, ME -- Area man Todd Zelinski, 85, opposes the carbon tax due to his Twinkie habit. He consumes coffee, chips, bacon and beer as well...
Saturday, September 28, 2013

Area Students Camp in Tipi

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Evanston, IL -- Area undergraduate students at Northwestern were having problems with a room mate. It started out when the third boy unpacke...
Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Powerball winner drives RV to play LOTTERIES in the USA

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Powerball winner Earl "Bud" Wiser, 62, was relieved to win the Power Ball lottery this year. He was laid off early in the year and...
Saturday, September 21, 2013

Pirahã people learn one number

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Amazona, Brazil – Sent by the state to keep good relations with the   Pirahã people, dance instructor Ricardo   Helio had a hard time teac...
Thursday, September 19, 2013

Area President Can't Find His Steam

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Reykjavik -- Area president  Ólafur Grímsson had to wear two sweaters to work, for the four hours he spent at his office yesterday.  For som...
Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Area Dad Cleans Both Outside Mirrors

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Des peres, MO -- Area dad Todd Hamilton III (56), took the kids' (Beth and Gary, both in community college) shared car to work with h...
Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Area Barnacle Sleeps In

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Atlantic Ocean -- An area barnacle declared "I'm sleeping in today," clammed up and was barely noticed by the other barnacles ...