Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Old Timers Wait for Eagles...and Beer

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Omaha, NE -- Folks 50 and over patiently made their way into the arena for Eagles concert and beer. Knee and hip replacements and bladders w...
Sunday, May 25, 2014

Area Woman Buys Icelandic Sweater from Bangladesh

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Akyreyri, Iceland -- Area woman Auðbjörg Finnbogadóttir, 35, wanted a special present for boyfriend Arinbjörn. She had time to knit some ...
Sunday, May 18, 2014

Dozens of Patriots Fail To Remove Black Man From White House

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Washington, DC -- The first two days failed to accomplish the mission, when dozens of Tea Party activists, such as this group from Alabama, ...
Sunday, May 4, 2014

John Kerry Threatened Procol Harum WIth US Action

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ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia — Secretary of State John F. Kerry pledged US help and humanitarian aid. “The kidnapping of hundreds of childr...

Conspiracy Theorist Freaked Out by Google

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Boise, ID -- Area conspiracy theorist George Applegate, 52, gave up his smart phone and deleted all his Google accounts and Chrome. It came ...
Saturday, May 3, 2014

Tea Party Analysts: Government Hoarding Our Water

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Arizona -- Jack Scott, Arizona Tea Party Grand Poobah, had a team working on this for several months. What they have discovered is astound...
Friday, April 25, 2014

Area STOP sign feeling useless after the first month

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Saint Louis -- A STOP sign was installed at the request of a garage, who use a side street and fenced lot to store trucks waiting for repair...