Thursday, November 26, 2015

Area Hypochondriac Not Coming Up With Anything New

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Rochester, NY--  Area hypochondriac Eric Manson, 25, is just having the usual chronic things this week. Psoriasis, mild case of pica. That s...
Saturday, November 21, 2015

You Americans Need To Learn To Spell!

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Chicago -- Team Leader Jyoti Chattanoogakrishna, 35, is appalled at all the selling errors he sees in resumes received at an area engineeri...
Monday, November 9, 2015

Dog walkers fight bicyclists

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Cincinnati, OH -- Faced with angry bicyclists ringing their bells and yelling "bike on your left" while they walk the 30 feet or s...
Sunday, November 8, 2015

Remastered Hand-holding Songs Selling Well

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London -- Hand-holding Songs from the 1960s by a group called The Beatles are selling well, reports Apple and Apple (the Beatles' Apple...
Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Regular Flavor is No Flavor!

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Cincinnati, OH-- Area siblings Buffy and Jody have gone through all the flavors of oat meal mom had in the cabinet. Finally there were two l...
Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Birder Guards His Territory

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ALton, IL -- Local Birder Bill Constable is leading a group of women and a couple of pairs of retirees to see local birds. Ducks and shore s...
Monday, October 12, 2015

Steamed Mayors Send Angry Letter to Atlas Maker

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Brussels, Belgium -- In a meeting of mayors from across the globe, there to discuss communications issues, Mayor Fritz Bohmsen from Essen, G...