Thursday, January 28, 2016

Mozart demoted to shoe box!

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Sioux Falls, S.D. -- Medieval scholar, Renaissance Fair organizer and local Taco Bell manager Jesus Gonzales took time over the weekend (he ...
Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Christmas Tree Shocked At His Fate

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Gloucester MA -- Area Christmas tree had the second shock of his life. The first was when he was cut down and shipped off. "I knew my...
Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Classic Rock Tracks Exclusive and Inclusive, Depending

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Audio-trackatron has been monitoring oldies radio stations and had to finally add a new song to the world wide list for English speaking co...
Thursday, December 17, 2015

Area Birder Counts Same Geese Five Times

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Cleveland, OH -- As part of a national Christmas Bird Count effort sponsored by Audubon, birder Jonathan Smith, 25 went to a nearby state pa...
Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Tire Dealership Wishes You A Merry Christmas

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Salem, MA -- The proprietors and mechanics of The Plaza Tire Service wish you a Merry Christmas from their hearts. This sincere wish was si...
Friday, December 11, 2015

Philosophy Students Hold Hostages and Seek Meaning

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Athens, GA -- Coming to an existential crisis after the chapter on ontology, three philosophy students (the leader identified as Michael Moo...
Sunday, December 6, 2015

Engineer Reprimanded for Not Enough Plastic Parts

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Honk Kong -- Area Engineer Marshall Wang, 35, was called to his superior's office at a local manufacturing firm. The company designs equ...