The Kari Report
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
New Girlfriend Makes Jason Watch Same Netflix as Old Girlfriend
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Columbus, OH -- Area bachelor Jason, 28, is watching the same Netflix shows he had just finished watching with the old friend Jessica in the...
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Trump Buys Mexico
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In a surprise move during his meeting with President Enrique Peña Nieto, Trump ended up buying Mexico. At first he had offered to buy just t...
Monday, August 29, 2016
Trump Voters Profiled
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Trump voters leave dog poop and beer cans! In a nationwide study, 100% of Trump voters leave dog poop on streets and trails. Democrat...
Saturday, August 27, 2016
Area Man No Longer "Fixing" Stuff on Internet
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Corvallis, OR- Area man Bill Whitlock, 38, is no longer fixing things on the Internet. Not facts, numbers, data, politics, history, anything...
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Area Vultures Relaxing, Send Out Scout
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Nebraska -- On one of the many reservoirs in Nebraska, vultures were all perched on the device that handles water levels at the dam. One was...
Finnish Waiter Forced To Serve Customer
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Helsinki -- Area waiter Erkki was doing his job arranging tables and getting things a little in order after the lunch crowd had left. Then s...
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Trump Staff Stumped
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Looking for the problem this week, going into Trump's last three three months of campaigning, the staff was unable to explain what happe...
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