Sunday, October 16, 2016

Traffic circle now paved

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Germany-- Area traffic circle, formerly with some bushes and other plants, is now paved. The mayor is not paying for upkeep of any more traf...
Saturday, October 8, 2016

Presidential Debate to Take Place With No Mention of Penis and Vagina

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Despite the fact that only one candidate has a penis and one a vagina, these topics had not come up in the first political debate between...
Wednesday, September 7, 2016

New Girlfriend Makes Jason Watch Same Netflix as Old Girlfriend

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Columbus, OH -- Area bachelor Jason, 28, is watching the same Netflix shows he had just finished watching with the old friend Jessica in the...
Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Trump Buys Mexico

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In a surprise move during his meeting with President Enrique Peña Nieto, Trump ended up buying Mexico. At first he had offered to buy just t...
Monday, August 29, 2016

Trump Voters Profiled

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Trump voters leave dog poop and beer cans! In a nationwide study, 100% of Trump voters leave dog poop on streets and trails. Democrat...
Saturday, August 27, 2016

Area Man No Longer "Fixing" Stuff on Internet

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Corvallis, OR- Area man Bill Whitlock, 38, is no longer fixing things on the Internet. Not facts, numbers, data, politics, history, anything...
Thursday, August 18, 2016

Area Vultures Relaxing, Send Out Scout

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Nebraska -- On one of the many reservoirs in Nebraska, vultures were all perched on the device that handles water levels at the dam. One was...