The Kari Report
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
You are all fired!
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Fed up with roadblocks in his way to make America great again, Donald Trump has contacted all your employers and has fired you.
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Trump team working on Executive Order on Bats. Or Birds.
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The Trump team working on drafting executive orders to be signed by Trump on Monday got busy with an easier task, something to draw the pre...
Friday, January 27, 2017
Trump To Finish Wall...or Fence
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Trump To Finish Wall in Final Year With the final year of his presidency starting, and Pence taking over for the 2020 election, Donald ...
Monday, January 23, 2017
Trump declares new value of Pi to be 3.0
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My son Barron had some math to do from school and they were trying to teach a 10 year old decimals. I thought that was ridiculous. I had ...
Saturday, January 21, 2017
It's Obama's Fault
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One week into the presidency, and Trump is stuck with meetings and things. He would rather be looking after his starlings and sparrows. ...
Thursday, January 19, 2017
Donald Trump Anxious for Girl Scouts To Visit Him
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Washington DC -- Donald Trump has been waiting for this for a long time. A week after the inauguration, Trump will personally conduct a tour...
Monday, January 16, 2017
Trump squeezing inaugural speech into 5 tweets
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Working furiously, Donald Trump is writing five themes for his speech. Each theme is going to be captured in one tweet. He will then gi...
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