Monday, April 27, 2020

Area Hypochondriac Can't Get Out of COVID-19 Rut

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Boston, MA -- Area hypochondriac Chris Matthews, 35, has been thinking about the pandemic a lot. In the days before that, he might have new ...
Thursday, April 23, 2020

Mail-in-ballots: Trump says Democrats will sign two ballots, two hands

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Enraged at all the voter fraud carried out by Democrat voters in 2018, President Trump brought to light the likely scenario at the November ...
Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Trump Stops Press Conferences To Go On Tour Inspecting Warehouses of Supplies

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We are at war! President Trump gave the last of his announced press conferences on COVID19 that we will hear from the White House: Taki...
Monday, April 20, 2020

Trump Delivers 55 million n95 respirators, Obama Did Not Deliver Any!

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President Trump delivers! He has delivered 65 million surgical masks, how many did Obama deliver? And ventilators, how many ventilat...
Saturday, April 11, 2020

Trump opens up the United States to endemic viruses

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"We've had the economy slowed down long enough, so I have decided that we will be fully open for business on April 30th. In additio...

Trump finds scapegoat: WHO is responsible for Coronavirus epidemic

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Not happy with the way the UN audience laughed at Trump at his one time visit there to speak (he did pass Greta Thunberg a second time), Tru...
Friday, April 3, 2020

Thousands of Government Workers Ready to Go Back in And Save America with Biden

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With Joe Biden almost sure to win the election, government workers laid off by Trump are all ready to go in and work to keep you safe. Joe h...