Sunday, May 31, 2020

Trump to deport all people of Antifian origin

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Antifa supporting terrorists have been making a big problem for law enforcement in Minneosota and big cities all across the US. These p...
Sunday, May 17, 2020

Executive Order Declares Pandemic is Over, Parade on 4th of July

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President Trump has signed an executive order declaring the coronavirus epidemic to be over. You are free to go about all your normal busine...
Friday, May 15, 2020

Trump Will Tax All Viruses from China

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In an unprecidented move, President Trump has announced that he will tax all viruses from China. "This Coronavirus, it is Chinese. We a...
Wednesday, May 6, 2020

Trump Decides To Give Our Foreign Aid to America

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These foreign countries have been getting a free ride for years. The Democrats just give away our money to foreign countries. No more! Those...
Sunday, May 3, 2020

Our People In Mud Homes Were More Developed Than Yours!

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Museums in Ruthenia and Pottsylvania have declared war, each declaring themselves the mud home innovators. Both museums are opening exhibi...
Monday, April 27, 2020

Area Hypochondriac Can't Get Out of COVID-19 Rut

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Boston, MA -- Area hypochondriac Chris Matthews, 35, has been thinking about the pandemic a lot. In the days before that, he might have new ...
Thursday, April 23, 2020

Mail-in-ballots: Trump says Democrats will sign two ballots, two hands

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Enraged at all the voter fraud carried out by Democrat voters in 2018, President Trump brought to light the likely scenario at the November ...