Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Publisher denies wrongdoing!

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New York, NY—Publisher denies wrongdoing. In the children’s book Porcupine’s Pajama Part by Terry Harshman, Mole prepares cookie dough, they...

Beatles archivists unearth another 3 second Beatles bit of recording

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London, U.K.--Beatles archivists unearth another 3 seconds of studio noise. In the noise can be heard a cough, a mutter, a lone guitar chord...
Thursday, April 14, 2022

Hunter Biden Laptop goes to work for Putin

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It appears that Hunter Biden's laptop has escaped from the FBI vault and has made its way into Russia.  The brave laptop is working hard...
Sunday, February 27, 2022

Putin has problems

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Kyiv, Ukraine, May 30, 2022 -- With half of his army deserted and applying for residency in Ukraine, Putin has problems. The Russians still ...
Saturday, February 19, 2022

House Republicans Preach: Take Resposibility, But Have A Moral Backbone!

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 "You people do not need government help! Pick up yourself and apply yourself to some productive thing!" The House Republicans rem...
Monday, January 24, 2022

Lauren Boebert Proud To Represent Your Guns in Congress

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After serving in congress for a year (though it did happen after a Trump loss, so sad), Lauren Boebert is happy to report that she proudly r...
Saturday, January 8, 2022

Supreme Court Tells Biden: You Can't Do Stuff

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 The Supreme court is still mulling over how to write it up, but Biden can't just "do stuff." It says in the constitution that...