Saturday, July 16, 2022

Alito: Things Deeply Rooted in Our Nation's History and Tradition

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There are a few things deeply rooted in tradition in the United States. But abortion is not. So says Samuel Alito. Journalists caught up wit...
Friday, July 1, 2022

Justices Alito and Thomas: Bring it on! We will eliminate regulation!

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With the supreme court on a roll deleting old liberal practices, egregious practices like abortion and that horrible EPA, justices Alito and...
Thursday, June 30, 2022

Samuel Alito rules in favor of Phlogiston

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 With the federal agency EPA attempting to regulate air, the Supreme Court had to take action. After careful analysis of the science of 1700...
Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Book Store Guy in Baseball Cap was Scholar

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  Kansas City, MO -- Stopping by the local Barnes and Noble store to get some school books, Pam Tillson and daughter Amy were looking at a c...
Monday, May 23, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants baby food for Americans

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 Joe Biden is giving baby food to foreigners! Those babies in detention centers. And now, Biden has shipped baby formula from Europe. To the...
Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Publisher denies wrongdoing!

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New York, NY—Publisher denies wrongdoing. In the children’s book Porcupine’s Pajama Part by Terry Harshman, Mole prepares cookie dough, they...

Beatles archivists unearth another 3 second Beatles bit of recording

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London, U.K.--Beatles archivists unearth another 3 seconds of studio noise. In the noise can be heard a cough, a mutter, a lone guitar chord...