Weeds Put Up Roadblock Overnight

Lincoln, NE -- Pioneering weeds have put up a road block to stop a development in SE Lincoln. They claim that pioneering species have the right to occupy a bulldozed lot waiting for financial backing prior to building duplex homes at this proposed street.

Their spokesperson Rumex Crispus got elected to Lincoln City Council on the Pioneering Plants initiative.

"I am an immigrant from Europe, but so are the ancestors of most Nebraskans. I've been here for 200 generations whereas most of you for less than 10."