Thursday, September 11, 2025

Trump Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to 51 Senators

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 President Trump has awarded the Medal of Freedom to all 51 Senators that blocked the release of the unredacted Epstein files to the public....
Thursday, August 28, 2025

Wikipedia survives after 2020 Election rewritten

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James Comer has spotted Wikipedia as too woke. He reported this to Trump, who told his henchemen to "take it down." They were to u...
Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Trump offers 50 bucks for National Guard to find Deep State

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President Trump addressed the National Guard units he set out in Washington DC before they took charge of the Capital.  "I'll give ...
Thursday, July 31, 2025

Elon Musk buys the Moon

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Elon Musk has been quietly dealing with nations on the side, as Donald Trump worked on all the countries for tariffs. Musk has now bought th...
Tuesday, July 29, 2025

Trump signs executive order: Cars must produce CO2

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 The Trump EPA has found a solution to the problem of electric cars. Cars must now produce carbon dioxide. Hydrogen buses are banned. Electr...
Sunday, March 9, 2025

"Joe Biden Took your daylight savings away Nov 3rd. I am giving it back!"

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 Angry at all the terrible things Joe Biden did, Trump declared "Joe Biden Took your daylight savings away Nov 3rd. I am giving it back...
Thursday, February 20, 2025

The Polls are wrong! We are starting to campaign for 2028!

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 Annoyed at polls this morning, President Trump went directly to his 2024 campaign headquarters in Pennsylvania. "I am announcing my ca...