Thursday, December 4, 2025

Trump Pardons Hannibal Lecter

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 President Trump has pardoned serial killer Hannibal Lecter. When asked about what was next, Trump said he would be flown to Mar a Lago for ...
Tuesday, November 11, 2025

On Veterans' Day, Trump Claims 538 Percent Approval

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  Summing up the tremendous changes he has achieved, Trump claimed that Joe Biden had 38% approval. He on the other hand has now after ten m...
Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Trump Signs Executive Order To Arrest 75,017,613 Antifa Members

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All 75,017,613 that voted against him are hereby named as Antifa official members. Trump has signed an executive order to arrest all of you....
Thursday, September 25, 2025

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding People Follow All His Orders

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Under severe penalty for disobaying, People of the United States must follow my Orders! I am the President and I can make life very hard for...
Monday, September 15, 2025

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Liberal Arts Colleges

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With his attention drawn to the matter by Laura Loomer, Trump quickly signed the executive order banning liberal arts colleges. With her dir...
Thursday, September 11, 2025

Trump Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to 51 Senators

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 President Trump has awarded the Medal of Freedom to all 51 Senators that blocked the release of the unredacted Epstein files to the public....
Thursday, August 28, 2025

Wikipedia survives after 2020 Election rewritten

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James Comer has spotted Wikipedia as too woke. He reported this to Trump, who told his henchemen to "take it down." They were to u...