Why Is There Something?

College Station, PA -- Philosophy majors Brad Couch and Bill Eppstein
set out to answer the age old question "why is there something,
instead of nothing?" during a Friday drinking session. By Saturday
afternoon, there was no answer, but at that point both would have
preferred the "nothing" option, as they took turns over the bucket
with dry heaves. Nothing much was coming up anymore. If there were "something" coming up, that would be unpleasant as well.