Trump voter finds Democrat elitist

Kalamazoo, MI -- Area Trump voter Bill McCallum, 32, finds his Democrat neighbor Garrison Whitley to be a bit "big for his breeches". He means that Garrison is elitist, looking down his nose at Bill and his barely literate family.

"Garrison finds everything in books. He drives down to Battle Creek and buys the book, if his garage has a wasp nest he has to remove. Well, he might google that. But you get the idea. All he had to do was drive to the hardware and get the wasp spray that sprays 30 feet away."

You don't have books in your house?

"No, we have cable. And my wife got Hulu."

Your kids don't have school books?

"They are in middle school. I tell them to leave the books at school."

Garrison reads books to his kids. He has even read some to your kids when they were small, before Trump.

(blank looks)

So back to this election, books are what you are against? That is why Hillary can't help you?

"No, she can't help me, she is too....what was your word...elitist."

OK, then, that clears that up.