Executive Order Declares Pandemic is Over, Parade on 4th of July

President Trump has signed an executive order declaring the coronavirus epidemic to be over. You are free to go about all your normal business without masks.

Any further deaths from the virus will be minimal. They do not even need to be investigated, they are just respiratory infections.

June will be perfectly normal and in July Trump has ordered another military style parade and there will be plenty of speakers, bands and all kinds of fun for Americans.