Friday, May 31, 2024

Trump Comunity Service

Convicted felon Donald Trump is awaiting for sentencing in June. Since he lives in Florida, he will have two choices for community service. He can collect trash along the interstate every Saturday either in Florida or New York State.

Lawyers are working out the details. Since he has to do this for two years, there is a possibility of making a half year commitment to each state.

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Trump's Kampf

Facing a possible overnight in jail punishement, Mr Treump ordered a bag to be prepared with five notepads and lots of Sharpies, evne some skinny ones.

"Hitler wrote a book in jail, I will do the same."

Trump has some notes prepared and a title: Trump's Kapf.

He is going to outline the struggle he has had for four years under the "crooked Joe Biden admisnistration." Also included in the book are instructionst to his followers how to help get him in power in January of 2025. "It's going to be a big seller."


Each day at the end of court Trump has gathered the notes for his book. 


"I have the first chapter finished. Michael Cohen will be featured."