President Trump has awarded the Medal of Freedom
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James Comer has spotted Wikipedia as too woke. He reported this to Trump, who told his henchemen to "take it down." They were to use fines and threats. Wikipedia has an article on Donald Trump. Wikipedia editors were told to edit the section on the 2020 election.
The section now reads that "the 2020 election was stolen from Donal Trump by Joe Biden and the Democrats."
The editors did not change the seprarate article on the 2020 election. It says nothing about it being stolen. But the link under Trump no longer goes to it.
President Trump addressed the National Guard units he set out in Washington DC before they took charge of the Capital.
"I'll give the whole combat team 50 bucks each if you find the Deep State out there. I know it's here, because where else would it be?"
He will then order a Seal Team hit on the Deep State. "We will be done with it once and for all."
Elon Musk has been quietly dealing with nations on the side, as Donald Trump worked on all the countries for tariffs. Musk has now bought the rights to the Moon from all the smaller countries.
With a trillion in capital and stocks, Musk has signed with all the Western countries to buy the rest of the Moon. He will be putting down 10% of the 10 trillion dollar price. Part of the downpayment will be financed. Trump Meme Coin made a substantial investment. Also, Social Security trust funds are now free from real investment, so The United States will "take a look at that" according to Trump. But in his mind they are just sitting there and "could be going to the moon."
Trump has also partnered with the United States for a 50/50 investment in the minerals on the Moon. The Trump-US partnership has made an exclusive contract for minerals on the Moon for the next 100 years. The Moon will eventually also be used as a processing site for minerals from Mars.
Concerned scientists and back yard astronomers were immediately concerned about the future of solar eclipses. Will the Moon get smaller soon? Will solar eclipeses ever be the same?
Tesla will be the exclusive buyer of Lithium from the Moon that the Trump-US partenrship will mine. Musk is responsible for the transport of minerals from the Moon to Texas. For this service, Musk will get the Lithium 50% off.
President Trump checks off this deal as one more landmark in Making America Greater Again. "China will never get any of the Lithium from the Moon."
Musk owns several major companies. His Boring Comapny will immediately be drilling a hole trhough the core of the Moon. "It will be exciting to see what is there." The hole will be small enough that there is no danger of the Moon falling apart. At least the engineers said so.
The Trump EPA has found a solution to the problem of electric cars. Cars must now produce carbon dioxide. Hydrogen buses are banned. Electric buses and cars are allowed, as long as the electricity is made by burning coal.
"Carbon dioxide is beneficial for plants, so we want to produce as much of that for our farmers as we used to. The windmills are now banned from any electricity that might go to cars. Also the word green is now banned for cars. In fact, even green paint will be phased out. I thank you for your attention."
Angry at all the terrible things Joe Biden did, Trump declared "Joe Biden Took your daylight savings away Nov 3rd. I am giving it back!"
Trump says you can enjoy your evenings now. "I will be playing golf a little later now. Maybe dinner at the club outdoors."
Annoyed at polls this morning, President Trump went directly to his 2024 campaign headquarters in Pennsylvania.
"I am announcing my campaign for president for 2028 now. Bad people are taking over this country. I need one more term to finish the job. I signed the executive order this morning to clarify the twenty second amendment."
Elon Musk has donated 50 million to the campaign and will be donating more after the 2026 midterm election.
