Bufffalo Confused About Celebrating

Rapid City, SD -- An area bison, a five year old female, came to share some of her day with Christians Celebrating Life right next to her enclosure.

Kari: Do you celebrate life?

Bison: I don't understand.

Kari: Is life sacred to you?

Bison: I don't understand.

Kari took a different approach.

Kari: You see these Christians have strong beliefs about life after death, and with these thoughts in mind they can stand doing their miserable boring tasks as there is a reward at the end.

Bison: Reward?

Kari: Eternal life.

Bison: I don't understand.

Kari: You can do whatever you like.

Bison: Eat and roll in the grass?

Kari: No, not that.

Bison: Then there is no point. If you excuse me, I have to go over there to celebrate life. The grass is kind of short here.