Wednesday, September 27, 2017

The Trump Situation

General Kelly has taken this challenge calmly and will work at it as long as it last. In his heart, he hopes to stay the three four years but not not with Trump. When that man walks into the Situation Room...

...General Kelly is prepared. First they deal with the tweets, the Trump Situation. After that, Puerto Rico, North Korea and maybe even Putin. Though Trump has often walked out when Putin comes under discussion. "Let me hear how that works out, but I will not sign anything today."

Monday, September 25, 2017

Bachelor Improves Vegetarian Paella

Jim Gordon, 29, of Worcester Massachusetts found a package of paella bought from Target maybe a year ago when there were some girls sharing his apartment.

"Yeah, I had to eat it finally. We had a picnic outside on the patio and I had grilled some brats and hot dogs. There were only hot dogs left. I put the whole thing in a frying pan and warmed it. After I defrosted the paella."


It looks a lot better than out of the box but he ate it before he remembered to take a picture of his accomplishment. Here is the frozen food in its paper bowl.


Saturday, September 23, 2017

The Casady-Kaukonen Health Plan


With the Graham-Cassidy healthcare plan failing, Hot Tuna bassist Jack Casady and partner Jorma Kaukonen have offered the GOP a libertarian plan for our healthcare. Why should the Federal Government limit our freedoms? "We know you have libertarians among you”, remarked Jack. “If you don't want this, we'll go to Sanders with it."

With many people suffering health care issues, the Casady plan will offer not "single payer" but single treatment: weed. Weed will be provided at low cost or free for all ailments.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Dad still listening to Herb Alpert and Finnish jazz

Our dad was listening to real old stuff, like even a couple years before him. That Herb Alpert stuff.



Then we had a Finnish exchange student from Pietarsaari for a year. He went home and for at least ten years Jaakko sent dad Finnish jazz. Stuff like this.



The thing is, he will play some easy listening stuff from Sirius satellite radio when he drives. But he never buys music. It's this stuff over and over. He gets better headphones and devices but never changes his music. Weird, huh?

Trump to spray Mexican mosquitoes with DDT

This conspiracy must stop! President Trump has found out that DDT was banned for no good reason. The insects have been multiplying for decades and now are bringing in the Zika virus. They must be stopped. With the EPA on its last legs, this should be an easy task.


The first thing we will do is pay the chemical giants for making the required metric tons of the material. No Chinese DDT will be used.


Then American pilots will spray along the the border and the wall. The wall itself will be harnessed to spray DDT on the Mexican side daily. Until then, planes will be used.


Golf courses around the country will be freed of mosquitoes after that.

Friday, September 8, 2017

It was going so well for the GOP, then hurricanes!

It was all going so well for the GOP. Nothing was getting passed. Passed bills mean spending. The Republicans do not mind failing, as long as no money is spent as a result. Now silly Trump goes on to pass hurricane relief and, by God, also breaking the debt ceiling! This is unacceptable!

From this point on, the GOP leaders will not pass any bill, whatever it deals with, unless it includes spending cuts or tax cuts.



There will be no exceptions to this rule!