Monday, September 30, 2019

Trump Team Locates Missing Hillary Uranium

President Trump landed in the Ukraine yesterday and he and his team got right to work. They flew Marine 1 and five identical helicopters all over Ukraine.


Flying North of the city of Kiev toward Belarus, the Trump team immediately located a suspicious structure.


Entering the structure with some bolt cutters for the lock and chain, they found massive amounts of uranium stored in haphazard containers and sitting in some kind of hole that may have been a reactor.

"This is where the missing uranium has been all the time. The Clintons have been selling small amounts every year. We believe they sold it to Iran," explained Trump.

The team is now looking for Hillary's e mails and the Democratic 2016 election servers in there.

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Trump traveling to Ukraine to look for uranium and Hillary's server

With little support from the FBI anymore, President Trump has recruited the entire Secret Service to go with him to Ukraine. They will look for Hillary's missing emails and server as well as any uranium from Uranium One.

                               
Bill Clinton, the Clinton Foundation, Hillary Clinton, the Obama administration, high level officials in Russia, the State Department, Uranium One, and the FBI were all involved in uranium manipulation and hiding funds. "They compromised national-security interests, took part in bribery, and suppressed evidence. I will lead the task force personally," said Trump.

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Trump has a hit!

The tax cut was big success for the GOP. But it was not supported by many Democrats. Trump has finally made a decision, albeit not important for his re-election, that nearly 100% of voters approve. here it is. This guy is gone.

Monday, September 9, 2019

Government Employees Must deny Climate Change

President Trump was left in an embarrassing situation when two government agencies disagreed on what to do when Trump put a hurricane in the wrong state. No more!


From now on, whenever climate change is brought up, federal employees must deny it. Scientist, FBI, military, does not matter. All employees will deny it. The executive order has them signing a statement denying it and agreeing never to promote such an idea. All union involvement is blocked if the employee is found to break the rule.


The employee will face disciplinary action if going behind Trump's back and even speaking about climate change as it it were real. The first punishment is a move. The scientists will be moved to Kansas city or Des Moines if caught. Other employees will be dealt with in a similar manner.

Sunday, September 1, 2019

Trump to deport all foreign athletes

Nearly all athletes will undergo scrutiny. President Trump has found one more group that is endangering the chances of American born people to succeed in life. Athletes.


"We are going to remove all the athletes holding  O-1 Visas, P-1 Visas and H-2B Visas. Just because you have superior skills in pitching a baseball, for example, does not mean you can come to America and do so. In the name of national security I am cancelling all these visas. Athletes holding green cards will be examined on an individual basis. Most of you can stay. Mexican can go back to Mexico. We don't have room for you."