President Trump this week feels completely overwhelmed by
judges and Democrats limiting his powers to deport foreigners that infest our
Southern states. These people come from countries somewhere to the south of
Mexico. He wants to send them back. “I’ve had some calculations done and for
the price of resettling one refugee in the United States, 12 could be resettled
in a safe zone in their home region.”
While discussing his recent trip to Minnesota, Trump noticed
that he was not using the Marine one fleet of helicopters much. When he uses them
abroad or some locations here, they always fly three Marine 1 helicopters. There
must be some more.
“How many more of these do we have?”
“Thirty five total, sir.”
“How far do they go?”
“About 300 miles and back.”
Trump then quickly moved to put together a plan. He only
needed the helicopters, maybe 100 national guard men and plastic restraints.
“Clear out the cargo areas and put out some sort of cushions
for the Mexicans to sit on. Fly them all 300 miles South of the border. Give
them all a one liter bottle of water when you drop them off.”
“They are not Mexicans and this does not take them back to a
safe zone in their own county.”
“Close enough.”
