Sunday, October 30, 2022

Trump and Democrat to debate on Twitter in 2024

President Trump announced that there will be no normal debate in 2024 when he will run for president the third time. "The Democrats can send Biden or any other loser to the debate. It will be on Twitter. There will be no moderator. I have arranged this with Twitter. During the debate I and the Democrat will Tweet back and forth on any topic that comes up. You can have technical help. I think Joe for sure does not know how to do a quote tweet. So during our one hour debate we will tweet on a number of topics. No other Twitter poster can answer, it will be set up so that I and Joe or the other loser they pick...please don't pick Kamala folks...will be doing like a duel or a fight. The gloves are off! It will be a terrific event followed by tens of millions!"

Twitter users can then on their own Twitter feed respond to the president as well, but those will not show until the debate is over.

The account will look like an active account but all of Trump's tweets are still in the Twitter archive.






Tuesday, October 18, 2022

Trump Names 2025 Cabinet Posts

Donald Trump has a ten point plan to Make America Great Again in 2025. Number one on the list is to evict the United Nations from New York. "It's just a step toward world government. And there are Muslims in it. We are going to send it to Switzerland."

For Cabinet posts, Matt Gaetz will be Attorney General.


Lauren Boebert will start a fracking program in all states except Hawaii as Secretary of The Interior.


Lastly, Marjorie Taylor will be Secretary of State. She will be sent on a mission around the world to recall all US troops and present the bill for security in those countries for 2000-2024. And she will test gymnasiums in hotels around the world.