Trump to use successful alpha male approach wih Kim

Having borrowed his strutting among world leaders from the behavior of grouse at leks, Trump will use his successful pushing out chest technique when the meeting date and place with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is agreed upon.

Here we see Trump strutting about after a similar confrontation where he emerged as the alpha male :

6000 Copies of Trespass at US Truck Stops

The Genesis album Trespass sold some 6000 copies on the year of its release.

The CD version has sold some more. But now with CDs getting less popular, 6000 copies of Trespass remain unsold, mainly at truck stops across the US. Cars stop at truck stops, but over 90% of CDs, DVDs and audio books sold at truck stops go to actual truck drivers. There are some 500 truck drivers that have bought Jethro Tull,  ELP and Genesis CDs through the years. All of them have Trespass. No more copies of Trespass are likely to be sold at the truck stops ever. The copies will be passed on to wholesellers to pass on to stores such as Half Price for low prices. marked with a sawn mark as cut outs.

Trump drank tea with honey, says Stormy

After President Trump and porn star Stormy Daniels had sex, the couple sat around in the hotel room and he called room service. There were drinks in the fridge, mostly Diet Coke and some beer. "Do you need anything from room service?", asked Trump. Stormy said no. She helped herself to a can of Heineken in the fridge. "And then room service came. He had a pot of tea, lemon and some honey delivered.There were packets of Splenda." Apparently Trump had a bit of a scratchy throat. Perhaps his nanny taught him this. Stormy did not quiz him on this topic.

Trump to fight Biden Tuesday Nov 6th

White House -- The Obama converted tennis court, with basketball basket, will be further defined for election day 2018.

Rubber mats in kids' playground style will be laid out on top of the concrete and a boxing ring will be set up with concrete blocks donated by Lowe's. In the blocks, a pole for each corner will be held in place a few feet away from the ring. The boxers will be able to use the ropes in normal fashion.

Biden has been boasting about how he would "beat the hell" out of Trump "behind the gym." Trump responded Thursday that if the two fought, Biden "would go down fast and hard, crying all the way."

“Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy,” Trump tweeted Thursday. “Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault.

Trump fires FBI

The FBI is now fired. All 33 000 plus employees are to go home. They will receive a check for the remainder of March.

The FBI has been unpatriotic and behaved in an unprofessional manner. Mr Trump sees a vast conspiracy to undermine himself and all Republicans:

"As the House Intelligence Committee has concluded, there was no collusion between Russia and the Trump Campaign. As many are now finding out, however, there was tremendous leaking, lying and corruption at all levels of the FBI, Justice & State. #DrainTheSwamp"

 The tasks of the FBI will be temporarily filled in by Homeland Security, FEMA and the CIA. The murders and kidnappings covered by FBI previously will be handled by the states that are involved. States are asked to cooperate with all bordering states.

Trump bans muslin

President Trump wears a lot of blue suits. Many are made of natural fabrics, some wool. Two are polyester suits that he keeps for some reason in Scotland. The president feels strongly about wool.
 "We are going to import wool, mostly from Australia."

However, the President is now less happy about muslin. "What is muslin? I hear it comes from India. I was in a studio where they took some pictures of me. The curatains behind we were muslin. Why can't we just use American cotton for our large fabrics?" Asking to see a sample of muslin, the President handled it with his left hand briefly.

"I'm sorry, I don't even like the way it feels. Get rid of this."

Mr Trump proceeded to sign any executive orders needed to block muslin from coming into our country.

Office Worker Still Looking For Other Twix Bar From Monday

Cleveland,OH -- Mark O'Conner, customer specialist at Cleveland Mutual Trust, clearly remembers getting the Twix bars on Monday. The machine price went up to a dollar. So he ate one and put the other Twix bar in the wrapper in his desk.

He was still looking for the second bar today, Friday, as he could not remember eating it. Witnesses seem to have seen him with a Twix bar Thursday close to quitting time. Mark himself suspects Max from accounting, who routinely borrows quarters from his desk drawer.

Trump to tax Foreign Metal Bands 15%

Following Trump's complete ban of the band Foreigner performing in the USA last year, he has now moved to tax ALL foreign metal. This includes The Scorpions and most of Metallica.

The White House rock czar, to be named within a year, will scrutinize all bands.  Ted Nugent was offered the job, but turned it down when he heard he could not bring his AR-15 to the White House office building. The czar will require bands such as Metallica to present citizenship papers. If there are say 3 foreigners and 2 citizens, the band will be prorated to pay 3/5 of the 15% tax. The tax will affect record sales, downloads and concert tickets.