Thursday, December 27, 2018
Mug catastrophe!
Disaster! My mug is missing! We were only supposed to use Christmas mugs when there some 10 people in the house. Some person took MY MUG out of the cabinet and put hot drink in it, left it somewhere in the house and now the cup is missing. It is a plain Starbucks 16 oz mug. No fancy curved sides, a simple cylinder. It it does not turn up in two days, will need to get a new one.
Wednesday, December 12, 2018
Merry Christmas to our followers from Kari Report
We don't repost memes normally but this one was too good to pass up.
Sunday, December 9, 2018
Trump Moves to Trump Tower, Cabinet to Fox News
Starting in June, when Barron goes on vacation, and Democrats are fully engaged in braking everything Trump proposes, Trump will move to Trump Tower again.
This will make it easier for him to transition to a life in New York. After he is convicted of financial fraud, he will be wearing an ankle monitor that allows him a few miles of movement. He will be visiting Fox News daily, as his Cabinet will move there. Each cabinet official gets a private office in the Fox building. The advantage here is that when each cabinet official is fired, they can be replaced from the Fox News staff. In Trump Tower, the President is not going to have a chief of staff, merely a scheduling secretary. He is interviewing some now, with applicants with big breasts in a pile of photos to leaf through. This is merely to impress foreign dignitaries visiting him in the tower.
They can work with their departments in DC by electronic means. The main challenge will be to put in secure lines to the DC offices and the White House.
Trump feels that the remaining two years of his presidency will be most easily handled from here. He has reserved three days each month to go over to the White House to "sign stuff." There won't be any legislation that he is going to sign anyway. Bob Mueller will have 15 minutes during each visit to interact with Trump.
This will make it easier for him to transition to a life in New York. After he is convicted of financial fraud, he will be wearing an ankle monitor that allows him a few miles of movement. He will be visiting Fox News daily, as his Cabinet will move there. Each cabinet official gets a private office in the Fox building. The advantage here is that when each cabinet official is fired, they can be replaced from the Fox News staff. In Trump Tower, the President is not going to have a chief of staff, merely a scheduling secretary. He is interviewing some now, with applicants with big breasts in a pile of photos to leaf through. This is merely to impress foreign dignitaries visiting him in the tower.
They can work with their departments in DC by electronic means. The main challenge will be to put in secure lines to the DC offices and the White House.
Trump feels that the remaining two years of his presidency will be most easily handled from here. He has reserved three days each month to go over to the White House to "sign stuff." There won't be any legislation that he is going to sign anyway. Bob Mueller will have 15 minutes during each visit to interact with Trump.
Saturday, December 8, 2018
Bezos preparing for end of the world
Concerned that Amazon stocks will crash sometime in the 2020s and life as we know it will end, Jeff Bezos has been making plans.
He has already built his survival bunker. The problem is to stock it, as Amazon and UPS will not be able to supply it after the stocks crash. And pretty much all of civilization crashes.
Now, he knows there needs to be water. There is a deep well with a pump nearby, but that would require electricity. So he also has a supply of buckets, hoses and water filters on hand. All rain water on the roof will be collected. He had Scott Adams and Charlie Daniels come by and give him some tips. Both stayed at the bunker while visiting. Bezos put up with their libertarian ranting while listening for actual tips. Two things came up with both men. What to do with the women in the bunker. They have to be given separate quarters, perhaps a separate bunker. Maybe with some cloth and leather on supply plus manual Singer sewing machines that you pedal with your feet. The solar panels of the bunker only provide enough electricity for the lights. The second tip was baked beans. Bezos ordered some right away. He has a secret Amazon account under the name Frank Miller. Only the UPS delivery guy knows the beans are going to Bezos. Here is the first supply of beans. He is testing it for 12 days in a row at his above ground residence. Then some preserved cranberries and apparently canned beets. You have to get your vitamins. And pills are unreliable. They leave out one or two vitamins at random.
He has already built his survival bunker. The problem is to stock it, as Amazon and UPS will not be able to supply it after the stocks crash. And pretty much all of civilization crashes.
Now, he knows there needs to be water. There is a deep well with a pump nearby, but that would require electricity. So he also has a supply of buckets, hoses and water filters on hand. All rain water on the roof will be collected. He had Scott Adams and Charlie Daniels come by and give him some tips. Both stayed at the bunker while visiting. Bezos put up with their libertarian ranting while listening for actual tips. Two things came up with both men. What to do with the women in the bunker. They have to be given separate quarters, perhaps a separate bunker. Maybe with some cloth and leather on supply plus manual Singer sewing machines that you pedal with your feet. The solar panels of the bunker only provide enough electricity for the lights. The second tip was baked beans. Bezos ordered some right away. He has a secret Amazon account under the name Frank Miller. Only the UPS delivery guy knows the beans are going to Bezos. Here is the first supply of beans. He is testing it for 12 days in a row at his above ground residence. Then some preserved cranberries and apparently canned beets. You have to get your vitamins. And pills are unreliable. They leave out one or two vitamins at random.
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