Trump Pulls Out of Impeachment

"I have had Attorney general William Barr look at the House impeachment hoax. I did not look at the details, but he told me it was first of all illegal and secondly unconstitutional. We are pulling out. I will not be leaving the White House no matter what the unauthorized Congress does."

Looking at the documents provided by Barr, the Attorney General seems to imply that the intrusion into the presidency by Mueller, then the House, and throughout by the FBI, was based on faulty FBI information (the warrant was not justified) and fake whistleblower hearsay evidence.

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Fitbit relieved owner not dead: He just took the device off

Following the story fro yesterday, area man Mark Allison has been found alive and well.

Not concerned about the feelings of his Fitbit device, Mark was having some cell phone problems. He took the Fitbit off, since he could not follow the details of his exercise and sleep patterns anyway.

Mark went to the cell phone store and got the cheapest possible smart phone there and got home. The Fitbit had been charging on his night stand while he took care of phone business. The new phone has now been connected to the Fitbit, after he added the Fitbit app back in. It was a bit of work, as the new phone is a new brand. The phone store guy was of help recovering his contacts list.

Mark was happy to call his daughter and report that he had not died.

Pennsylvania Man's Fitbit almost ready to call 911

Area man Mark Allison, 49, got a Fitbit from his daughter on Thanksgiving, when he attended dinner at her house and visited his only grandchild, Tiffany.

Nancy, the daughter, encouraged him to take a canvas shopping bag and walk to the gas station for Bud Light and cigarettes, instead of driving. He did do this for a few weeks, as the starting motor of his twenty year old Toyota Corolla started acting up. Rarely did he get 10 00 steps. But by noon he normally had 3000 steps.

The problem started yesterday by noon. He had walked 1.1K steps. Then it stopped.

By 3PM it still had not moved from that. By 6PM the Fitbit started to worry. It still read only 1.1K. The phone this Fitbit was connected to had 21% left on the battery.

The Fitbit itself was well charged, but by 9PM it really started to freak out. The man had not walked. Was he asleep? Had he taken drugs? Fitbit could not even cover him with a blanket in the TV chair he had not moved from. And the phone was dead. Fitbit could no longer make the 911 call.

Donald Trump Buys The US Senate

Facing an impeachment vote, Donald Trump did not want to leave any chance of losing the presidency. That would be a relief, for us and him, but the embarrassment outweighed that choice.

The deal was simple. The senators were all bought. A sum of 2 million was deposited in the re-election accounts of all GOP senators and 1 million in the accounts of the Democrats. Some advisers thought he should do it the other way around, so he could get a few Democrats to favor him in the vote. But Trump assumed the GOP needed the money more. And anyway, the main goal in the impeachment vote is to get Trump off the hook  with votes going roughly 51/49. Even a 50/50 vote would be really embarrassing.

Each recipient was asked to sign a deal where they vote against the impeachment in exchange for the millions. It will have to be a gentleman's agreement to honor the deal when the vote comes around. Trump is not going to sue anyone that changes their mind. The document is to be signed 24 hours before the vote at the latest.

Rudy Giuliani finds willing accomplice in Ukraine

Sitting around in a couple of cafes in the Ukraine has paid off. Rudy had let the word pass around that he was looking for dirt on the Bidens. The reward for the dirt would be a visa to the US signed personally by Trump in an executive order. If the dirt worked OK during the coming impeachment hearings, the "whistleblower" would even get guaranteed citizenship.

A politician, not currently serving in office, named Andrii Derkach, came forward. In addition the dirt, Giuliani has found out that 5.3 billion in aid to the Ukraine has disappeared. Joe Biden must be the point man in this deal. This money was supposed to go across over 300 projects in Ukraine, but none of it has reached any of these targets. Some was intended for nuclear power station security.

This is just too good to be true. Giuliani will stay in Ukraine to collect all these details, and will trickle out details just in time for the Senate vote on impeaching Trump.