Roger Stone Presents Himself and Two Others as Electors at Pence Office at The Capitol

 Having procured blank documents that the 500 plus electors filled out today, Roger Stone marched up the Capitol steps with two associates.

The facsimile documents were filled out in their real names. They were purporting to be the three electors from the District of Columbia. The district went to Biden. But the fake electors marched right up the capitol steps to present the documents to the office that VP Pence keeps there.

VP Pence would then count them in January, which event he does preside over. However, Pence will not be handling any papers in person on that January date.

Trump Sends Letter Openers to 50 States to Uncertify Electoral Votes

 The Electoral College is about to vote on Monday. President Trump was told there are a number of documents produced.

 One pair of original certificates is sent to the President of the Senate (Michael R. Pence)

  Two pairs of original certificates are sent to the Archivist, David S. Ferriero, c/o Office of the Federal Register (F) The Archivist holds one pair subject to the order of the President of the United States Senate in case the electoral votes fail to reach the Senate. The other pair is held by the Office of the Federal Register for public inspection for one year.

  Two pairs of certificates are sent by registered mail to the Secretary of State of each State, who holds one pair subject to the order of the President of the United States Senate in case the electoral votes fail to reach the Senate. 

 One pair of original certificates is sent to the Chief Judge of the Federal District Court located where the electors meet. It is held subject to the order of the President of the United States Senate or the Archivist of the United States in case the electoral votes fail to reach the Senate or the Archivist.

It was somehow lost to Trump at what point they become certified. The elections in all states have already been certified.

In the hopes that the elections can be thrown out after they "really, really look at all the stuff that went on," the President has sent all states two of his very own letter openers. These openers are to be used to open the letters, thus "uncertifying" them in his mind. One goes to the governor, one to the attorney general in each state. Mike Pence will helicopter a few of them to nearby states in Marine One and deliver them by hand.

A staff member was about to explain the word use to Trump. Documents that have not been certified or looked at could be called uncertified. But once they have been certified, they would then be decertified, if such a process exists. A colleague grabbed his sleeve and said "let it go. You know as well as I that these paper knife packages will all go directly to trash unopened."

Roger Waters Records Three Albums During Pandemic

 With nothing else to do except read, exercise and work on music, Pink Floyd member Roger Waters has completed three albums, with minimal help on keyboards.

Rock

The first month went by and Waters had completed most of the songs as demos. It starts with man using rock as a tool, then as a weapon, bashing each other on the head. one song covers David and Goliath, with the famous rock sling.

Paper

Here Waters has gone back to Chinese paper making, letters and writing. Eventually the songs go on to Europe and cover Gutenberg.

Scissors

Departing from the easily refined natural materials, Waters takes us on to technology and metals. Rather than focus on swords, scissors symbolize a peaceful state, clothing manufacture and the economy of the mercantile state. Golden scissors are covered in the last track, relating to royalty.

Tour

As soon as the pandemic is over, Waters will tour with his band in the Rock, Paper and Scissors tour. He will be returning to Kansas City, St. Louis and possibly Omaha on the US leg of the tour. In Australia, a few dates are planned, starting with Melbourne.

Trump Supporter Missed All The Fun of Illegal Ballots

Stan Rather, Atlanta resident, has been manning the main vote count location in Atlanta during the election and then the recount. He was assigned an outside post, where he stood and watched from 6PM to 2AM every night. He gets no pay for this, but being unemployed, is getting a little gas money to get there.

Stan has seen a lot of stuff go in, mostly in tubs with lids. A small amount in open baskets. And then he saw stuff taken away.

KR: So you saw nothing going to the dumpster.

Stan: No. First they threw some bags in there, and we took them apart and found take out food stuff and a few post it notes. Then they quit using the dumpster. They take their trash home.

KR: Why do you think they do that?

Stan: So we can't open it up and examine it.

KR: Right. So, you did not see the mysterious suitcases going in?

Stan: No. But I saw the video. Those are all illegal Biden votes.

KR: Your people saw that?

Stan: No, but what else would they be?

KR: Ballots maybe. You would have to open them and look at them.

Stan: That's another problem. They have these Democrats actually touching and counting ballots.

KR: And you never saw people show up with vans full of papers of some sort?

Stan: Well, no, I never saw anyone handle any paper outside. They do it in secret inside.

KR: But you people have witnesses inside.

Stan: We do. They are counting all the Biden votes many times with the counting machine.

KR: How does that counting machine work?
Stan: We don't know. But it's made in Venezuela.

KR: Is all the stuff in there made in Venezuela.

Stan: Yes.

KR: What does that mean?

Stan: It's all rigged to add votes for Biden and shred a good part of the Trump votes.

KR: You have seen shredding, or your team?

Stran: Well, no...

Ted Cruz to Oppose Every Biden Appointment

 

Ted Cruz came out to state that none of the Biden cabinet positions would be approved. He even disagreed about White House staff.

KR: Ron Klain?
Cruz: Nope. We will freeze his payroll account.

KR: From Policy Advisor to Travel Manager, none will be funded?
Cruz: That’s right.

KR: We have suggestions for cabinet posts. Michele Flournoy for Pentagon, Anthony Blinken for State, Warren for Treasury, Doug Jones for justice? Or Sally Yates for that? Sanders, for anything.

Cruz: None of those. He obviously won’t keep Bill Barr, but we want a Republican for Justice. So the Democrats don’t steal the 2022 election like they did 2020.

KR: I see. And the rest of them, why oppose them?

Cruz: As Democrats, they are all unqualified.

KR: And you will block funding for the White House?

Cruz: Yes. But not only that, Biden is not going to use the Marine One helicopter system. Not going to Camp David for dog walking and any of that. He can use the helicopter to go to Walter Reed if he gets sick. But not for the sprained ankles he is going to get.

KR: The spending stuff is not the job of the Senate, it is run by the House.

Cruz: We’ll find a way.

 

Trump agrees to coin toss for election

 With all the illegal votes out there, and an undecided election, President Trump has finally agreed to a coin toss for the election. Mike Pence will toss an American quarter, freshly minted.

We asked Trump what the rules will be. "Heads I win, tails Biden loses."

Wax artist ran out of wax while making Wax Trump

There have been numerous attempts at making a wax dummy of Trump, including a famous obese one. Wax artist Max Schmidt claims he ran out of wax supply while making Trump. Trump came out a little slimmer than he really is.

It might not be entirely true, as the exhibit in Orlando will be visited by millions of fans. Perhaps they thought more would come if Trump is slightly skinnier than the real Trump.

Another problem was that the dummy is standing very straight, whereas the real Trump is usually tipping over:

The wax dummy has to be balanced, as there are support materials inside, and the wax will start sliding forward and will fall off the metal supports if it's tipping over at the start.

Schmidt says they could fatten Trump with some foam layers under the jacket without making the dummy too heavy. The material he saved on the small hands did not balance the missing wax at the belly, so there was no savings due to the hands.

Melania will join Trump at a second exhibit.

America, relieved to dump Trump, goes shopping, watching TV and keeping things in order

 With the election over, America went back to its routines. Some went...

...shopping on Amazon...

...while her boy friend was watching football, barely noting that Biden had won from her text.

In Omaha, America went to walk her dogs. 

Her husband looked out the window and sent one of the kids out to start raking leaves. He was going to collect them with the lawn mower. It helps to rake them away form the trees and the fence.

With Election Winding Down, America Moves On To Chores

 When Pennsylvania posted votes getting Biden 0.1% ahead of Trump...

...and the Biden total likely adding another 0.1%, America breathed a sigh of relief.

America then proceeded directly to take care of its pet stains. Just in one day, Target and Wal Mart ran out of rug shampoo for the hand held cleaner or the small floor model with a hose.

Two days later Amazon will still be delivering these 10 dollar bottles of rug shampoo. A few Americans decided to use a capful of liquid hand soap in the cleaner instead. The results just made a lot of foam and not much cleaning, but still, it did smell a little better.

Proud Boys' Votes To Be Rejected

 The Proud Boys seem to emulate President Trump in every way. They even like his use of sharpies.

This is where the problem came. They even voted with their sharpies. And most states required a pen or pencil to blacken the spot for Trump or Biden.

All Proud Boys votes will therefore be rejected. Some did not even hit the circle with the sharpie dot.

Trump Demands Recount of 70 863 097 Votes for Biden

 With the votes currently standing at 70 863 097 for Biden and 67 860 834 for Trump, the President is demanding that each and every vote for Biden be inspected by trusted Republican election monitors.

In addition, he demands that Democrats that voted in person, and signed a book at the polling place, all be interrogated.  And he demands that all the signatures be inspected by a graphologist.

In the mean time, Trump will remain president. The recount and interrogations will take up at least a year.

Trailer Park Pollsters Recruited for 2022 Election

With polls failing badly at reaching white working class and white retiree voters, the polling agencies that worked on the 2020 election using telephones and on line polling are now turning to trailer parks for the next election. Pollsters will approach the parks on foot.

There will be approximately 200 men recruited, at least two to each lower 48 state. They will be wandering around trailer parks looking for "a good place to live." The males recruited for the job will offer a beer to men that are hanging around, which they will go get from the cooler at their car. White males will be offered a Coors, a Bud Light or a craft beer ale. The Coors and Bud Light males will be quizzed about Donald Trump in a casual way. The word Democrat or the word liberal will not be used.

Those accepting the craft beer will be led to a private session, where the pollster with a clip board will collect info on income and so on. Past voting will be recorded as well as the 2022 tendency to Democrat, Republican or Libertarian vote. There are no Green Party voters in trailer parks.

The up scale trailer parks in Florida and the South will be polled by a white couple "from Michigan" looking for a place to retire.

Results from the trailer park polling will be weighted as 1/3 of the vote from any state, whereas the regular polling will be given 2/3 weighting.

Kazakhstan Moves To Democratic Coin Toss Election

 With election tampering common, the nation of Kazakhstan has found an ingenious solution to elections. The country will decide, from now on, elections by coin toss. The president will be selected by a coin toss,  then the winning party of the six, then the judge. Actually the judge will be replaced by the coin itself. Supreme court cases will be decided by a coin toss. The coin will serve six years and then retire, to be melted downs with other coins. You cannot ask a coin to overrule its previous toss, but have to wait for the next coin to ask about the matter again.

A 50 tyin coin will be used for all but the presidential election. Encouraged by the democracy in America and Borat Sagdiyev, the presidential toss will be with an American coin.

Borat himself will be available to preside in the final coin flip for president. The six parties will first flip coins for the three winners to the final round. Then each candidate will get a coin. The three candidates will toss their coin, and the one that does not match the other two will be President. If all three coins land as head or tail together, the toss is repeated until a winner is found. 

In the same manner, the six parties will toss coins until one is a winner to run both congress and the government with all ministries. The single party will run the government until the next election, and the president will only represent the country on trips abroad and hosting foreign dignitaries. 

Donald: We Will Start Ivanka Rallies Nov 6, Vaccination at Rallies Through January

 "Let me tell you, this will be the most fantastic campaign ever. Even bigger rallies than you did for me. Because we are going to go right into Ivanka rallies the first week of November."

Trump continued that it will be a double Trump bill. "Ivanka will be the candidate, and we will place another Trump as the vice president." We can only speculate at this point, but if Trump loses the election, he is eligible to be vice president in 2024.

The rallies will take place in the South initially, using Airforce One, as Trump is still a president and Ivanka, now 38 and clearly eligible, is an employee.

January rallies will extend the "NO MASK WINTER TOUR" to the Dakotas and Wyoming, taking place in airport hangars in those states. Vaccinations will be offered at all Trump rallies free of charge. As the vaccine starts taking effect, no masks will ever be worn by any Trump. Even if there is no vaccine yet. Walter Reed is standing by to take care of any Trump family member and staff right up to the Joe Biden inauguration in January.

Final debate: Did You Catch All the Malarkey?

 There is a word Joe Biden uses. It is quite old, even older than Biden. Here it is:

ma·​lar·​key | \ mə-ˈlär-kē  \

variants: or less commonly malarky

Definition of malarkey

: insincere or foolish talk : BUNKUM

It came up during the debate the two old timers had, running for president of the USA. One is a politician, the other one a former casino owner, TV reality show star and scam artist. 

The debate touched on a number of things. But it unfortunately did not get into the world of QAnon, Youtube, Redditt and all those forums that serve as echo chambers for various groups. Not that I wanted all of that, just a small amount of conspiracy theory would have spiced up a boring debate that just repeated the first debate.

But the story goes like this. Trump tried to arm wrestle the Ukrainian president into saying that Joe Biden made deals in Ukraine that earned him and his son a lot of money. Hunter Biden did actually earn a nice sum for a year or two on the board of Burisma, an energy company. So did the ex Polish president on the same board. You would call them poster boys for the company brochure as it was trying to clean up its act. The CEO of Burisma had tried to be the regulator (for Ukraine) that regulates the industry he owned.

Fast forward to 2020. Rudy Giuliani had been in Ukraine in 2019 sitting around in cafes to see if anyone would show up to sell real or fabricated info on Burisma and Hunter Biden. Apparently they did. There is a story that the wife of an ex mayor of Moscow sent 3 million to a company that Hunter was remotely connected to. Trump went off topic in the debate to try to bring up this "newly discovered" dirt. Giuliani concocted a story of a Hunter Biden laptop to explain how he came to be in possession of Hunter emails.

Donald Trump: (06:13)
Excuse me, [crosstalk 00:06:13] the laptop from hell.

Kristen Welker: (06:14)
President Trump, we’re talking about race right now. And I do want to stay on the issue of race. President Trump you-

Joe Biden: (06:20)
I have to respond to that. Because look-

Kristen Welker: (06:21)
Please, very quickly.

Joe Biden: (06:22)
There are 50 former national intelligence folks who said that what he’s accusing me of is a Russian plant. They have said that this has all the … five former heads of the CIA, both parties, say what he’s saying is a bunch of garbage. Nobody believes it except him and his good friend, Rudy Giuliani.

Donald Trump: (06:44)
You mean the laptop is now another Russia, Russia, Russia hoax? You got to be kidding me-

Joe Biden: (06:51)
That’s exactly what was told.

Donald Trump: (06:51)
This is where he’s going. The laptop is Russia, Russia, Russia?

Kristen Welker: (06:55)
Gentlemen, I want to stay on the issue of race.

Donald Trump: (06:56)
You have to be kidding, here we go again with the Russia. Boy, oh, boy.

Kristen Welker: (06:59)
We’re going to continue on the issue of race.

Biden did use the word malarkey once later in the debate. It came up when Trump decided China is paying us now. It had to do with steel tariffs.

Donald Trump: (12:06)
And now we have a steel industry.

Kristen Welker: (12:07)
Okay. Vice President Biden, your response, please.

Joe Biden: (12:09)
My response is, look, there’s a reason why he’s bringing up all this malarkey. There’s a reason for it. He doesn’t want to talk about the substantive issues. It’s not about his family and my family. It’s about your family, and your family’s hurting badly. If you’re a middle-class family, you’re getting hurt badly right now. 

There was one other spot that caught my eye. I had not heard anything about all the money Joe and his brother made in Iraq. But the election is soon and I think that story will never resurface. A quick Google gave me the info that James Biden was involved with a sketchy hedge fund and with building houses in Iraq after the war. Yes, James and Hunter were businessmen who took up many risky business deals and often failed. There is no real evidence of any other gain from Joe than Hunter getting a sweet deal as a board member simply by using the Biden name.

Donald Trump: (05:52)
… that you’ve done and the kind of monies that your family has taken, I mean, your brother made money in Iraq-

Kristen Welker: (05:58)
Let me…

Donald Trump: (05:58)
… millions of dollars. Your other brother made a fortune, and it’s all through you, Joe. And they say you get some of it. And you do live very well, you have houses all over the place. You live very well.

20 Hunter Biden Laptops Appear at Repair Shops Across The Country

 From Madison (Wisconsin) to Austin (Texas) to Charlotte NC, computer shops are seeing a flood of Hunter Biden Macbooks being turned in. 

The owners of the shops had no choice but to turn them in to the FBI. All the computers have the same iCloud account storing Hunter Biden email. Or so it seems. The iCloud account is registered in Ukraine. The contents of the kompromat vary, but seem to all indicate that millions were wire transferred from Ukraine to Hunter Biden. A few emails show money from Russia as well.

"It's uncanny how it looks just like the material from the NY Post article," said George McAllister of Madison, who discovered the first one after the Delaware laptop. "There were also some interesting emails from Rudy Giuliani in there. I copied the hard drive so I can see if there is some stuff in there  that I can forward to Rachel Maddow."

Rachel is your favorite?

"Yeah, I have never missed a show, or if I did, I recorded it," says George.

Trump Accounts His Fast Recovery To His Lifelong Rejection of Foreign Bodies

Having been infected with the COVID 19 disease and recovered, like a miracle, the president had a ready explanation.

Trump said he has had a lifelong rejection of foreign bodies. His deep seated philosophy has affected the very cells in his body, and this has given him immunity. He especially rejects Chinese invaders, which this was. If it had been an American invader, such as the 1918 flu, he might not have fared so well. He also does not reject a small number of Slavic invaders, such as those from Slovenia or Russia.

In 2021 Trump Will Make America Great, But Will Also Win the 2016 Election as Well (Again)

 

President Trump says he will do great things for America in his second term. But he will also focus on the 2016 Democrats.

"The Democrats cheated in the 2020 election, and we had to throw out all those unsolicited mail-in ballots. Well, they did stuff like that in 2016 as well. We will go back and look at all the votes. Hillary did not win the popular election by three million votes. It was just Democrats voting twice. They do that, you know."

After that Trump will concentrate on putting all the losers that cheated in jail, as well as Trump team members that deserted him and wrote books full of lies.

Trump Fires Entire White House Staff, Keeping Only McEnany for briefings

 There are certain things Trump can't do without, such as Secret Service and kitchen staff, but he has fired all the staff to do with the executive branch, except for press secretary McEnany. 

"They were all losers, I had to get rid of them. Re-election staff is still allowed access to the White House." The work in the White House will be carried out by the Trump Family.

Melania will not be working with groundskeepers or anyone else between now and the election.

Asked about the various cabinet secretaries, Trump said "they can check out anytime they like. I am going to give them a two week salary. The cabinets will all be run by the assistant secretaries."

What will they do?

Trump: The cabinets will carry out essential services and will not contact me.

What will Eric do?

Trump: He will get a dolly to bring in crates of Diet Cokes from the kitchen to all our working areas.

Trump: Ginsburg was an old Democrat bag of bones!

 

President Trump has announced that Judge Ginsburg "was an old Democratic bag of bones and will be replaced as rapidly as possible."

Man Planning to Get Up after Election

 Portland, OR -- Bill Haley is not depressed, he says. He just did not have anything to do in the Trump era. He would get up and walk around a few blocks once a day, and go down to the "cafeteria" for meals. But that was it. He never watched news. He says they watch one of them real estate shows where they find fancy homes for people with actual income.

So you will be better off with Biden?

-Well, no, I don't expect anything from Biden. But things will be different.

How so?

-Well, we won't have all those black lives marchers, plus the Antifa, or the Trump boys and not even those Trump federal goons patrolling all day. I can go down to the center and panhandle, or collect soda cans or play chess in the park. All that stuff I used to do.

You think Biden will have a calming effect?
-I know he will.

Good luck with that then!

Poll surveys 300 million Americans

The McMillan survey called 300 million Americans between 5:30 and 6PM today. They reached them at some 100 million homes. Some 200 million callers, mostly from Indian call centers, were employed to make the calls. The results are somewhat confusing. America told them to call back after dinner, or better yet, after the election. They will know then for sure who they think they voted for.

Trump Team finds ideal focus group: Donald Trump

 In their desperate search of a focus group to test convention speakers with, the Trump Team made an amazing discovery. They had the ideal person to test ideas and speakers with all along: Donald Trump!

They did their homework. When they tested any item with a focus group of random Trump supporters, all 2016 Trump voters, and then compared the answers of the series of questions to those that Trump gave, they were identical. Whether it was the WALL, FOREIGNERS, THE PANDEMIC or JOE BIDEN, all the people thought exactly the same as Trump.

It was then easy to pass along this tip to the chosen convention speakers. Forget about the pig farmer in Iowa or the suburban gun toting McCloskeys. Just think of Donald Trump as your audience when you give your speech.

Trump: Kamala will come after you!

 

Kamala Harris is a terrible politician. She’s just like Nancy Pelosi, they can’t take care of their own city and state. You know, she's very bad on facts. She's very weak on facts. And after she is elected, Kamala will come after you. She has a ridiculous gun reform plan. After that they will round up the Trump supporters.

The nasty woman is going to blame Covid-19 on me. That’s fair enough since I am president, but remember, Nancy Pelosi held a rally in Chinatown, was having a street party there and encouraged people to go to a big parade. I take credit for the testing and all that. The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me! And Joe Biden is just hiding in his basement. Except for that short trip to announce Kamala from a high school stage

Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden have not been friends. The Fake News Media is giving Kamala Harris a free pass despite her Radical Left failures and very poor run in the Democrat Primary. There was nobody meaner or more condescending to Slow Joe, not even me, and yet she quickly evaporated down to almost zero in the polls.

But there is a reason he picked her. He's essentially entered into a political living will now. He's made it clear that he plans to turn the reins over very quickly. And Kamala Harris will be the most liberal leftist nominee for VP that our country has ever seen. She is going to bring you socialized medicine. You know how well that works. Look at England. She's going to send the tax man after you for unpaid taxes. In my second term, you will pay almost no income tax, and no payroll tax.

Kamala Harris says she smoked weed in college while listening to Tupac & Snoop. But that does not make her cool, she’s a nasty woman! Do you want her putting your family in jail while she smokes pot in the White House?

Mike Pence will be reporting more on Kamala Harris this week. For instance, she is going to take red meat away from red blooded Americans. Does that make sense? No.

 

25-Year Old Man Still Dreams of Being Drummer

York, PA -- Bill Bradford (25) of York, a factory worker, never gave up his dream of getting into rock and roll big time. At 15 he learned to play guitar but wasn’t as good as most his friends. He actually played bass for two years with local friends under several band names but mostly the same guys. They had occasional bookings. Then they all left for college except Bill.

Bill leafed thru Free Press ads for bass players, but they always wanted a singing bass player. Bill had no singing voice.

At 23 he taught himself drums, and trains in his divorced mother's garage as often as he can. He thinks he is pretty good now. "I'll get that big time chance any day now, then I can quit my job." He has never given up hope and is willing to take orders from "even that 17-year old that auditioned me last."

Because he is working fewer hours at the plant during the pandemic, Bill now has time to practice drums two days a week. He’s got some recording going on with musicians on the internet that want to sing or play an instrument for some Youtube or other similar video, and they want a live feel to the drums. Bill does not ask for credit on these, as most are too rough to be released versions. But some of these might yield gigs maybe in the spring.

Trump signs executive order banning China and canceling The National Debt

It was a busy Saturday for Trump. Not happy just banning Tik Tok from the US, Trump has banned all of China. All of their China people can pack up and go home. To improve the failing economy Trump also canceled The National Debt. "They want to collect? Sue me," Trump stated and marched out of the Oval Office.

Area Man Fascinated by All Types of Masks

Area widower Hank Marwin, 62, is a bit bored. There is mowing to do once a week and some other yard work. And golf. But the rest of the time Hank spends reading about the pandemic, and especially the masks. Hank has bought every kind that was available to the general public.

He has bought funny ones, poiltical ones, head gear of all kinds for warding off the virus. Yet, most of the time he just goes out with the black washable mask, which he ordered three dozen of. But he can wear all kinds of gear. If his daughter wanted to take part in those protests, he has a gas mask for her.

Good quantities of disposable masks are stored on shelves in the garage. If neighbors run out, they just call Hank and he then opens the garage door for them to go and pick one they like. They call him back and he closes the garage door. He does not want to meet any of them. He does interact with them in sharing tomatoes and squash in a crate by the street. Masks and squash, that's Hank.

Nonprofits Having No Trouble Being Nonprofitable During Pandemic

Unlike businesses, which generally employ more people, nonprofits are having no trouble at all during the pandemic. Gary Killian, president of the Pennsylvania Land Trust says he is paying himself 30 hours at minimum wage for office work. 

"We had a founding member die during the pandemic, of unrelated causes, and it did require some legal work to transfer most of his savings to our Legacy Fund. We don't need to use it for land related issues right away. We can have substantial assets, as some years more land is acquired than others."

A children's foundation in Maine is receiving normal donations, and Kate and Allie are funneling the money to their usual recipient organizations.

Other foundations are directing research money to individual academics and state agencies with small crews taking care of environmental problems. There seems to be no end to causes that these liberal minded people come up with for their foundations.

Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring 2020 Election Illegal

President Trump has signed an executive order declaring the election illegal, if even one mail in ballot is counted.

"If your state has mail in votes, we won't count your state at all."

Claiming he has no time to deal with the election, and as he is in a deep fight with a massive left wing insurrection in several states, the administration is going to apply this simple rule to all states.

"Your governor has the authority to give all the electoral votes in your state to me, if you wish to be counted at all. I have put in an order to arrest Joe Biden, the leader of the insurrection we are fighting, so electoral votes for him could be counted. But he will be in jail at least to the end of this year."

Trump will not be leaving Washington in 2021. "I've put in an executive order for that as well. I can do that, you know."

Two Years into Pandemic, US Economy Surviving on Coffee Drive Thrus and Pizza Delivery

Jan 13, 2022 -- The US will survive. Politicians are ready to send another monthly $1200 stimulus check, so that we can all eat, work, sleep and all that. Economists have analyzed the situation and say that it is perfectly normal to do this for a short period. The US economy is currently run almost entirely on income from coffee drive-through businesses and pizza bought and delivered to Americans. A few are choosing to drive to pick up the pizza, but most are delivered.

President Biden is urging families to pile into the car and get that coffee as soon as you wake up. Even seniors. "They have decaf, you know," he added.