Area Brain, of Loser, Thinks Strategy

The brain of area man Bill Miller has had to do some hard thinking. What is he ever going to achieve?

Bill has had some longer periods of cohabitation with females, but none of it led to anything. As far as the brain knows, they were all smart enough to use birth control.

In his various jobs Bill has done well enough, but basically he is just the average disposable worker, such as those at Amazon or the Goodwill store where he sorted clothing for a year.

So the brain does not want to make life hard for Bill and make him some kind of achiever. And the brain has enough work keeping Bill alive and safe. He does not need to have Bill pondering difficult tasks or have emotional issues related to work while driving a rather unreliable, and old, Toyota Corolla to the bar after work.

The brain thinks Bill will survive to almost the age of 50. Might as well make the best of it.

Professor Says Original Sons of Liberty Were Also Assholes

 Professor McMasters was lecturing to undergraduates about the events in Boston in the 1700s.

Though it seems the Continental Congress and Jefferson with his lofty Declaration were on the right track to declare independence, the earlier participants were mere rebel rousers. Not happy with Stamp Acts and tea taxes, the Sons of Liberty seem to have harassed simple British officials sufficiently that no Stamp Act was ever put into practice. "They just attacked the officials personally and ransacked their homes till they gave up.

Students were not convinced, and a couple wearing Trump hats walked out.

America Went To the Mall

United States – Located at downtown and suburban locations, America decided to go to the mall today. There was not that much to do so America went there with a couple of friends. These friends pointed out Jeff Goldblum, who is a junior and really hot. He was looking at some little items in a stall. America had to talk her friends out of bumming a ride back home from Jeff. Alicia’s mom is coming to get the three of them at five anyway.

America then spotted the GNC store and went there for some protein bars. It is still winter, but America is going to do a 5K run on Sunday so this is all good planning. And they have the vitamins that lady at the counter is always pushing. She flirts with him a bit and is probably divorced. But America was not interested as he figured out she has teenage kids.

 America was headed for the Brookstone store for some cushions for the car. They have to drive out of town to go to Florida and also to visit the kids. Harry is able to sit in the car for ten hours straight, but America needed some cushions to sit on, due to the arthritis in her hip.

 The mall sure is full of people. America only wanted to get to the top floor of Dick’s for some coveralls he wears when working outdoor at the trails. It’s the stuff hunters wear. The hunters know how to keep warm. They have six miles of trail to restore before the scouts start using them in spring more extensively.

Trump Voter having dinner with daughter who voted for Obama and Biden

Larry Wheeler, 52, was invited to dinner with his daughter Mary and family. It does not happen many times a year, and even less in the Trump era.

If Mary were a vegan, their contact would be even less, Larry stopping by on Christmas eve with presents for the kids.

Now they had dinner. Mary is on a kick to give healthy food for the kids. She bakes all the bread and cookies and they do not have bought snacks other than apple juice and popcorn.

The dinner was lovely, though a little light on meat. Mary explained it all but Larry lost track after cilantro and garlic. Oh, there was cheddar cheese in it. Larry is more of a steak and potatoes guy who eats at Taco Bell if he can't be bothered with the cooking. His wife left years ago.

Bicyclist Annoyed At Smart Ass GPS Device

Bicyclist Bill Dumas has been using GPS devices for years. Now the old one would not hold charge for two hours.

"Yeah this new one is a little different. It has all these screens that now slide both sideways and up and down on the touch screen. And that's not all."

Bill has set a number of the settings to a personal preference. "And then it tells me that the DEVICE has a better idea and dims my screen. I also think it automatically goes blank on the screen when the battery goes to 49%. If you touch it the numbers come back for a second. Now when I am out there to ride 50 miles, I like to see my miles like ALL THE TIME!" 

Bill does like one feature, the "lock screen" button. It locks the screen and what you see for the duration of the ride. Accidentally touching the screen does nothing to interfere with his ride.

Bill Dumas has a back up counter on his phone if the meter battery runs out. He does not let them talk to each other. "Bluetooth takes battery power." The App he uses is free, Goals-Fitness. It makes both a map of the ride and tracks miles. "I love it cause it does not need to share anything or keep anything in some on line log. I just record the miles on paper in my garage when I finish and later put it into my Excel file, where all my rides go. Without maps. I just type in where I went."

Bill is involved in the National Bike Challenge for a team from Madison, Wisconsin.

Trump Voter Not Going to Use Medicare, Obamacare, Dental Care or Government Hearing Aids

Willie Murphy, Trump supporter, announced that he will not be using any government funded healthcare. He might get stitches or a cast at a private clinic. Like last time. But nothing else.

And vaccination? It will help you travel!

-I never fly. Don't trust airplanes. But in any case, no Fauci Ouchie. Don't come knocking on my door, Biden.

What if you get cancer?

-Then I get cancer and die.

Will you call and ambulance for anything? Medicare will pay for it.

-I'll drive or take Uber.

It appears that the healthcare of Trump voters, as much as they would use it, is already taken care of.

Election Commissions Across Trump America Declare 2022 Election to Be a Fraud, GOP Candidate Will Be Winner

County boards across Georgia, Alabama, Texas, Kansas, Arizona and several of the states that voted for Trump in 2020 have declared the votes in their county to be fraudulent.

"There were missing signatures, wrong colored pens, you name it, it was all a mess. We declare this election to be fraudulent and the votes in our county to be canceled."

It did not include all counties in those states. We had our staff look at these county by county. Those counties that had Trump winning by 15% or more in 2020 had actual vote counts in the 2022 record. In each case the Republican was declared the winner.

The states all have laws in effect where the state legislature now votes on who the winner of these statewide congressional elections is. The state level election boards all consist of four or more Republican white members.

The incumbent GOP congressmen and senators will all keep their seats. The situation is a little different in other races:

"We will be voting for whoever the Republican candidate is for the newly vacated posts. In some cases the primary for the congressional seat has not been held yet. We will vote for whoever is the Republican with the most votes in those primaries. We don't need to wait for the Democratic winners in their races."

Trump Voter Excited About Arizona Recount and Georgia Recount

 Avid message board member and QAnon supporter Mitch is really excited! Trump will win this election yet. If not this, "we will be ready for 2024 so they don't steal that too."

Mitch has found out that "the people in Arizona that signed the ballot and voted for Biden all seem to be the same person. That handwriting is on thousands of ballots!"

And the voting machines! All you have to do is put a memory stick in the back of the machine in the USB port, push a few buttons, and all the Trump votes that can fit on that stick will just disappear onto the stick.

"That's what the Democrats did. You can't even trace it, because the machine was not locked for counting at that point. They did this while voting."

Mitch is all ready for 2024 and will be observing voters in 2024 as part of the Republican team in his district.

"Biden didn't win the election, cause I did not vote for him. I never vote for the loser. Those times Obama got elected, I did not vote those years."

Greece called in sick on Friday

 

Athens, Greece -- Not feeling well on Friday morning, Greece called into the EU at Brussels and said it would not be coming to work today or on Saturday.  Greece will be back Monday but refused to have a doctor's note.

Would Not Be All This Shooting If We Were All Anglo-Saxons

 Roger White, Trump supporter had an idea. He though he would tell everybody at the tavern.

-You know how it is, all them cops in Chicago, and them kids they had to shoot, well, it would not happen if we were all Anglo-Saxons.

How would that come about?

-Well, the government let them in all since 1900. And some a little before. Ellis Island.

So you don't believe in a multicultural society?

-No, not at all.

What about black people? It was the Anglo-Saxons and maybe a few of the Germans here who brought them from Africa. Where should they go?

-Well, we could leave a few states in the South for them.

So you would move them all?

-Yeah.

Area Libertarian: No electrons into my car!

 Area libertarian Nick Molson is mad. This Biden plan for infrastructure is totally ridiculous. It's just a boondoggle for liberals and those that believe in global warming. The electric cars and those silly chargers are just going to cause traffic jams when they run out of juice!

So Nick will never be driving as much as a hybrid.

What about the battery?

--Well, you gotta have radio and stuff so that's OK.

What about the starting motor? It's an electric motor that turns the engine till it can get fuel to fire up. Are you going to find an antique car or tractor with a crank out front to start with?

--Oh that. I'll get a manual transmission and push it down the hill from here to start it.

--You are all set then, I guess.

Democrats To Hand Out Democratic Water and Vegan Water at Every Georgia Election

 Now that Georgia has blocked the great masses from voting at all in Georgia and also banned handing food or water to people in line to vote, Democrats are taking action.

At every election from now on, Democrat volunteers will hand out water. Dasani and Aquafina refused to help out, so lesser brands and any number of products from Costco bought by donated funds will be used. Also, vegan water will be available to anyone who wants it. 

Volunteers will get an autographed t-shirt of their choice: either Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on her own t-shirt of Robert Reich signed t-shirts on Capitalism.

Senator Willing To Convict Trump If He Had Stopped The Steal

 Now that the impeachment is ongoing, we got in touch with Senator Clarkson again. 

Senator, are you convinced that Trump should be convicted?

-Not yet. There are elements of insurrection and going against democracy in his behavior. But not enough to convict him.

So under what conditions would you convict him?

-If he had actually stopped the steal, asked and succeeded in getting Mike Pence to reject the electoral college votes and had been sworn in as president.

So if he had been sworn in for a second term, you would impeach him?

-Probably. Especially if he had marched down Pennsylvania Avenue to the Capitol with the insurrectionists.

And then you would swear in Mike Pence as president, the guy who had torn up the electoral votes at that point?

-Yes, that is what would have happened. Pence would be president after we removed Trump.

Would we not need to impeach Pence too, then?

-Absolutely not.

Those things might not have happened if the insurrectionists had harmed Pence, or you yourself. None of this is enough to change your mind about impeaching Trump now?

-No, not at all. Trump was only one factor here.

OK, then. We at the Kari Report disagree. We see this insurrection as Trump's final gift to you and the Republican party. May he never come back.

Libertarian Going Along With Government Vaccine Just This Once

Arizona libertarian Ken Russel has made up his mind. He is going to take the vaccine, but just this once.

So you think this is safe?

-Maybe. Some tens of millions have taken two vaccines from them Big Pharma suppliers.

And you want one or the other?

-I'll take either one, I've researched them both.

And you have probably paid for it in taxes already

-I don't pay any taxes

OK, then.

Ken says that he will have a good supply of dry food and cans and face masks and all that for the future pandemics after this. He will be going off grid for months at a time. "I don't really like people anyway, so no problem."

Senators: Trump Correct To Question Election, Widespread If Small Fraud

The senators convened to vote on procedures for ex-president Trump's impeachment. Some forty Republicans think that there was indeed some fraud in the election. Most of them are from red states and were safely re-elected. "But there could be fraud anywhere, I could have won a few percent more if there were no mail-in-ballots," said senator Bill Clarkson from Kansas.

The thinking goes like this: They could have won by bigger margins, all of them, but Trump was losing in battle-ground states by such small margins that the mail-in-ballots and so called "cured" ballots made a difference. These were ballots where the election official marked the ballot to be fixed and the voter then came and put in the missing information on the outer envelope and the ballot went on to be counted. But days later from other ballots in that area.

Going along with this thinking the demonstrations and the insurrection at the Capitol were justified. Therefore Trump was just reacting along with the public, his supporters.

Of course, the objection to counting the electoral votes did not carry either the house or senate. It would have been necessary to reject the electors in both houses. "But that's beside the point," claims Senator Clarkson. "The voices must be heard, so that we can pass laws to make elections more secure."

What these laws might be is anybody's guess. The federal government does not oversee elections, the states do. If some human rights violations, Jim Crow laws etc. were in place, that would be another matter. But the Voting Rights Act of 1965 has been trashed by the Supreme Court, and no longer applies. Because we no longer have any racism, they say.

Trump Supporter Going To March All Year With No Mask and no Vaccine

"They can't make me take the radical democrat vaccine. Democrats were behind this vaccine, because they caused the pandemic! It was for the purpose of stealing the election!"

Dan is self employed and does not take any unemployment from Michigan or the feds. He does not even have health insurance.

What if you get covid? 

"I have enough food and water for three weeks and I'll survive."

So says Dan, Trump supporter from Michigan. 

Since he is in the lawn care business, he will march all through spring at whatever events he can drive to. Right after he takes the snow plow off the truck. He plows snow through several neighborhoods in Kalamazoo, a city only an hour from his secluded cabin.

Trump signs executive order telling Global Warming to start warming again

Thinking back about the past years, Trump was not able to figure out what global warming was doing during his presidency. But it could have been holding back a bit during the pandemic. "You can't trust the EPA numbers. There are still never-trumpers working there." 

So, just to make that Biden will have some warming going on, Trump signed an executive order, commanding Global Warming to get back to work.

Tom Cole: No way of knowing if the rioters were inspired by Trump speech

Among Republican speakers at Trump's second impeachment today was Tom Cole of Oklahoma.

Cole objected to the very short timeline of the impeachment. How are we supposed to find the facts on this? The same Republicans spent years on discovering who was responsible for four American deaths in Benghazi.

This time, rioters attacked the US capitol on our own soil. But did they follow Trumps' suggestion? There is no way of knowing! We must interrogate the 70 plus rioters arrested so far. If none of them remembers the exact words spoken by Trump, then it is clear: they acted on their own. They could have been planning this on Parler a week ahead.

"This attempted impeachment is highly irregular and it would be unfair to the president as he goes through these dark times when his freedom of speech has been blocked in numerous outlets."

Trump and Giuliani Head to Georgia To Find 11,780 Votes

With the Jan 6th date looming ahead, and a uncooperative Georgia Secretary of State not helping out, President Trump still has use of Airforce One, so he recruited Rudy for one more mission.

The fearless champions of the forgotten white voters will head to an election site in the Atlanta area.

They heard there were some dumpsters a bit farther away from the building, in addition to the ones Trump supporters checked daily for shredded Trump votes. Rudy and Trump will roll up their sleeves and put on some weekend gear to go through the dumpsters personally. When a dumpster looks promising, they will demand that the dumpster gets hauled away to a warehouse, where eager Trump volunteers will go over the paper trash sheet by sheet if necessary, to find the missing 11,780 votes. Because, Trump declared, that is exactly the number of votes that are missing. Once Georgia is overturned, the same process can be applied to Pennsylvania and Michigan. having wasted millions in Wisconsin, they are holding off on that one.