Greece called in sick on Friday

 

Athens, Greece -- Not feeling well on Friday morning, Greece called into the EU at Brussels and said it would not be coming to work today or on Saturday.  Greece will be back Monday but refused to have a doctor's note.

Would Not Be All This Shooting If We Were All Anglo-Saxons

 Roger White, Trump supporter had an idea. He though he would tell everybody at the tavern.

-You know how it is, all them cops in Chicago, and them kids they had to shoot, well, it would not happen if we were all Anglo-Saxons.

How would that come about?

-Well, the government let them in all since 1900. And some a little before. Ellis Island.

So you don't believe in a multicultural society?

-No, not at all.

What about black people? It was the Anglo-Saxons and maybe a few of the Germans here who brought them from Africa. Where should they go?

-Well, we could leave a few states in the South for them.

So you would move them all?

-Yeah.

Area Libertarian: No electrons into my car!

 Area libertarian Nick Molson is mad. This Biden plan for infrastructure is totally ridiculous. It's just a boondoggle for liberals and those that believe in global warming. The electric cars and those silly chargers are just going to cause traffic jams when they run out of juice!

So Nick will never be driving as much as a hybrid.

What about the battery?

--Well, you gotta have radio and stuff so that's OK.

What about the starting motor? It's an electric motor that turns the engine till it can get fuel to fire up. Are you going to find an antique car or tractor with a crank out front to start with?

--Oh that. I'll get a manual transmission and push it down the hill from here to start it.

--You are all set then, I guess.