Ketanji Brown Jackson looking for The People

With a new job, dealing just with the basics, not the years of written responses and case law, Justice Brown Jackson took a Word version of the entire Constitution and looked for the word "people."

"We the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

Hmm, the people seem to be in there somewhere. There are rules about militias and also unlawful searches and seizures, but it really is not much. Somewhere in the amendments,  mostly after the Civil War, the people made brief appearances.

She did know it was a rather old documents, but it was still a shock. Most of the rights go to the states, not the people.

Trump and Democrat to debate on Twitter in 2024

President Trump announced that there will be no normal debate in 2024 when he will run for president the third time. "The Democrats can send Biden or any other loser to the debate. It will be on Twitter. There will be no moderator. I have arranged this with Twitter. During the debate I and the Democrat will Tweet back and forth on any topic that comes up. You can have technical help. I think Joe for sure does not know how to do a quote tweet. So during our one hour debate we will tweet on a number of topics. No other Twitter poster can answer, it will be set up so that I and Joe or the other loser they pick...please don't pick Kamala folks...will be doing like a duel or a fight. The gloves are off! It will be a terrific event followed by tens of millions!"

Twitter users can then on their own Twitter feed respond to the president as well, but those will not show until the debate is over.

The account will look like an active account but all of Trump's tweets are still in the Twitter archive.

Trump Names 2025 Cabinet Posts

Donald Trump has a ten point plan to Make America Great Again in 2025. Number one on the list is to evict the United Nations from New York. "It's just a step toward world government. And there are Muslims in it. We are going to send it to Switzerland."

For Cabinet posts, Matt Gaetz will be Attorney General.

Lauren Boebert will start a fracking program in all states except Hawaii as Secretary of The Interior.

Lastly, Marjorie Taylor will be Secretary of State. She will be sent on a mission around the world to recall all US troops and present the bill for security in those countries for 2000-2024. And she will test gymnasiums in hotels around the world.

Alito: Things Deeply Rooted in Our Nation's History and Tradition

There are a few things deeply rooted in tradition in the United States. But abortion is not. So says Samuel Alito.

Journalists caught up with Alito and asked him about several federal agencies.

Sir, do you think the EPA, in service for 50 years, is deeply rooted in our tradition?

Alito: No, the EPA is not deeply rooted in our nation's history and tradition. Their rules are rather arbitrary and not listed in a thorough piece of legislation.

The DEA?

Alito: No, the DEA is not deeply rooted in our nation's history and tradition.  There was no federal agency up to World War I and they got opiate to the troops as needed. It was not a problem we can't deal with at the state level. The government can buy its own morphine for the military.

The FDA?

Alito: That goes back to a 1939 law. It is somewhat rooted in our nation's history and tradition. But the commissioner has too much power for an unelected official. States can take care of these things. Not need to send the FDA to every little recall.

The Department of Education?

Alito: No, it is not deeply rooted in our nation's history and tradition.  And don't try to bring school shootings into this. States can control this by several means, such as doors.

The Department of Labor?

Alito:  The Department of Labor is not deeply rooted in our nation's history and tradition.

The Department of Transportation:

Alito: yes, the government can control that. The Commerce Clause.

Justices Alito and Thomas: Bring it on! We will eliminate regulation!

With the supreme court on a roll deleting old liberal practices, egregious practices like abortion and that horrible EPA, justices Alito and Thomas are ready to take on the federal government.

"With all these regulations and the US running out of oil for example, we really need to be flexible now. No more regulations." The pair invite those suffering from overregulation by the federal government to bring in cases." They will allow some regulation of commerce, the FBI, the FCC and a few other things, but in most cases "there is no justification of the egregious rules that stop enterprise." If those things, like pollution, need to be regulated on a local basis, the states can still do it. "It's in the constitution! All those rights go to the states."

Thomas and Alito will look at anything added after 1950 in particular. "The world was a much better place before that!"

Samuel Alito rules in favor of Phlogiston

 With the federal agency EPA attempting to regulate air, the Supreme Court had to take action. After careful analysis of the science of 1700s Europe and America, Alito has decided that carbon dioxide was not a THING then. Therefore it cannot be regulated. It is not in the Constitution.

Alito does not want to leave the EPA completely without work. The elements are still there: air, fire and water. In particular, there were also gases known in the 1700s. Alito will throw a bone in the direction of the EPA and tells them in his latest opinion draft that they are to work on PHLOGISTON from now on.

Book Store Guy in Baseball Cap was Scholar

 

Kansas City, MO -- Stopping by the local Barnes and Noble store to get some school books, Pam Tillson and daughter Amy were looking at a copy of Merchant of Venice. A guy in a baseball cap, looking much like the store's barista, was taking a lot of space in front of the Shakespeare shelf. When he noticed them, he immediately started to give advice on editions. Turned out he was Shakespeare scholar named Barry from Oxford or something. He spoke a perfect British accent and could recite long parts of the dialogue. Amy, 14, was very charmed, as was mom.

Barry was done browsing and moved outdoors to one of the bookstore doorways that was not in use.

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants baby food for Americans

 Joe Biden is giving baby food to foreigners! Those babies in detention centers.

And now, Biden has shipped baby formula from Europe. To the federal WIC program! Those are Joe's government babies! We want baby formula for real American babies, now!

Publisher denies wrongdoing!

New York, NY—Publisher denies wrongdoing. In the children’s book Porcupine’s Pajama Part by Terry Harshman, Mole prepares cookie dough, they eat it, place the remaining three cookies in the oven on page 27. Then they watch scary movies and on page 64, the three critters (including owl) go to bed together. Molly Hanson, 7, of Fairfield, OH, wrote in to alarm the publisher that “they never took the cookies out!” Molly offered to edit future books for a small salary.

Beatles archivists unearth another 3 second Beatles bit of recording

London, U.K.--Beatles archivists unearth another 3 seconds of studio noise. In the noise can be heard a cough, a mutter, a lone guitar chord and one snare drum beat. Experts place these items somewhere in the second album recording sessions, though they were on a later tape, spliced at the end. The cough is attributed to McCartney and the mutter, all experts agree, is Lennon. This is the 27,003th archived studio noise bit where all 4 Beatles are believed to be present.

Hunter Biden Laptop goes to work for Putin

It appears that Hunter Biden's laptop has escaped from the FBI vault and has made its way into Russia. 

The brave laptop is working hard on the Ukrainian border attempting to hack into Ukrainian servers to get information on Hunter Biden, Burisma and Zelinsky. Ultimately the laptop will be used to get the data on American voting machines to win the 2020 election for Trump.

Other tasks it has been looking into include turning off the natural gas going into Angela Merkel's house.

Putin has problems

Kyiv, Ukraine, May 30, 2022 -- With half of his army deserted and applying for residency in Ukraine, Putin has problems.

The Russians still in the country have given up fighting and are mostly distilling vodka from fermented garbage (their stock ran out). What to do, Putin? what to do?

House Republicans Preach: Take Resposibility, But Have A Moral Backbone!

 "You people do not need government help! Pick up yourself and apply yourself to some productive thing!"

The House Republicans remind you that America is the land of opportunity, get a job!  It is not the job of the Federal Government to hand you relief. Thousand points of light.

Also on Twitter this week House Republicans want all Americans to have the moral backbone to reject China. We must apply the same pressure to China as the Democrats are applying to Russia. Russia is a capitalist country. We must support them. We must not get involved with their border problems.

China is communist, they must be punished. Buy an Android phone, most of those are made outside of China. Not like the Apple phones Democrats like Hillary and Biden like to use. The human rights violations in China require us to cut off as much of the trade as possible.

Going a few days back, Republicans remind you:

-Republicans are working to protect parental rights and expand school choice, not empower the Federal Government or Far-Left teachers unions.

-Parents should have a voice in their child's education.

Anti-police rhetoric and defunding has led to a wave of violent crime against law enforcement officers. We must protect the men and women who risk their lives everyday to protect our communities.

-Biden and Inflation! Historical figures!

It goes on and on, forgetting Reagan had over 15% inflation.

Lauren Boebert Proud To Represent Your Guns in Congress

After serving in congress for a year (though it did happen after a Trump loss, so sad), Lauren Boebert is happy to report that she proudly represents your guns in congress. Please re-elect her this November if you want to continue this support of your guns.

Supreme Court Tells Biden: You Can't Do Stuff

 The Supreme court is still mulling over how to write it up, but Biden can't just "do stuff." It says in the constitution that:

"The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years."

That seems to be national stuff. You know, running the country and controlling our enemies. Nowhere does it say he can put together vaccination and mask mandates. Those are state duties, police powers. "He might as well pack up all his OSHA stuff too", the court suggested.

And all this stuff with the attorney general. He can just go home too. The states run elections!

The conservative court has decided to side with state rights no matter what the case. Except for the 2nd Amendment. "Those rights are with the citizens." They don't really know what the words talking about militias mean.