Coffee maker with too much information

Annoying coffee maker displays time to barely awake coffee drinker. Even though it is in fact not programmable.

Musk and Ramaswamy find source of reckless spending: Congress

Taking a week of from their billionaire duties, Musk and Ramaswamy have already located the useless part of government: Congress.

The House of Representatives in particular has these spending bills. All they do is spend taxpayer money. The House must go. The Senate will be interfereing with Trump's foreign policy, but must nonetheless be kept so that Musk and Ramaswamy can be approved for their new department and a small building provided. The DOGE building will have just the words Department of Government Efficiency over the front door. Inside there will be guards and receptionist. For a staff the dynamic duo will employ ten clerks. The clerks will have a four year appointment and will then be replaced by new clerks the next term. The clerks will be putting in a large computer system to keep track of the savings. And to transfer money. For example Musk's taxes paid for the past five years will be returned to him.

All the savings from DOGE will be converted to Bitcoin.

Robert F Kennedy Jr to Ban Drugs

As head of the HHS Department, RFK Jr plans on banning drugs.

"I will be naming the new head of the FDA soon. But the main change we will make is that we will be banning drugs. Man made drugs. You can still extract acetylsalicylic acid from willow bark and so on. Natural products can be bought directly from those who make them, including marijuana.

For vaccines, the same thing. If you want to use natural remedies, fine. No industrial processes. So cowpox from cows will be fine for small pox, for example."

JFK Junior does not think food has enough E-coli

 E-coli is a common bacterium. Its amounts are monitored routinely. The new Drug Czar to be appointed by Donald Trump thinks we are not getting enough E-coli in our food.

He wants the minimum level to be "50" of "whatever they use to measure it." It is often expressed as colony forming units per gram, cfu7g.

"Ok, those. We lived with well over 100 when we were cave men."

We probably had less E-coli when we were cavemen, we have to note. If we caught a fish, we fried it and ate it. Currently fish with cfu/g are rejected.

"Once we get used to the minimal 50, I am going to raise it to 150."

Connecticut Voter just does not know about Kamala Harris

Jill Johnson from Connecticut just can't decide between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Why is that, Jill?

-Well, I voted for Trump once and he was a disaster. Then I voted for Joe Biden and he went senile. I just don't seem to pick good candidates that can work the usual two terms.

- We think Kamala is in good health and has no real controversy. She will even take care of the border situation as much as congress will fund us to do. When we get past Trump. So what is the problem?

-I just don't know about Kamala Harris. I'm ready to vote for Democrats, but I would like another candidate.

-It's too late to nominate someone else and get them on the ballot.

-OK, then, next time I will vote for her when I know more about her as a president.

Trump solves fentanyl problem: Tariffs!

With fentanyl from China!!! coming in through our Southern border, there seemed to be no way to stop it. Donald Trump has promised huge tariffs on everything from China. This will punish them. Now he has hit on a brilliant solution for fentanyl.

"we will be putting a 1000% tariff on fentanyl." As some of the fentanyl is assembled in Mexico, all fentanyl from Mexico and China will be taxed by this import tax.

Musk not spending 45 Million on Trump -- Harris supporters spend 1600 Megawatt-hours in three days

 Kamala Harris suppoerters have a lot of energy. Their combined total energy spent since her campaign was announced has been estimated at 1600 Megawatt-hours, the amount produced by a large nuclear reactor in one hour.

Meanwhile, Musk dollars to Trump did not total 45 million, though he did set up a fund.

The Republican candidate is currently in energy saving mode.

Independent voters gauge Harris

Voters Bill and Jack had not made up their mind about Biden and Trump when Biden dropped out. Voter Bill, 36, usually votes for independent candidates. He never voted for Trump. But he was still looking for "someone else" a month ago. Will you listen to Kamala interviews, Bill?

-No, I will just read some interviews.

-Will you look up her history in Wikipedia?

-I might, but I have other sources.

Jack also is still deciding. How will you find out what Kamala is all about?

-I'll just talk to people who watch TV. I don't.

-How about the internet. Will you use your computer?

- I don't use computers. I hate those things. I do some banking on my phone, but I have my daughter check it every week.

- So how will you decide about Kamala?

-Gut feel. I imagine I'll see her face on TV at the bar once or twice before election.

-Thanks, Jack.

Voters still want "someone else" because nobody knows what Biden did...or Trump

USA-- Voters polled in a number of states were asked to check off 5 things that Biden did as president from a list of 50 possible things. One voter in Texas knew about the Infrastructure Act. Nobody else in the 2000 people polled had any correct answers. A few claimed:

-He caused inflation.

- He raised gas prices.

-He made millions in Ukraine. It's on Hunter Biden's laptop.

-Isn't he like close to 90?

When a similar list was given about Trump, every person that got a relief check remembered that. But nothing else.

-Didn't he get in trouble with that Ukranian guy? And I remember seeing a picture of him with Putin.

-He closed the border. (he did not)

-He put kids in cages.

-He cut taxes. Only...not mine.

-He got arrested. But that must have been after he was president. I remember the mugshot. So, no, I don't remeber anything else. Just the check.

-I got some free masks and Covid tests. But that might have been Biden.

We did catch up with indpendent voter Fred.

KR: What do you suppose Biden will do in a second term.

Fred: Not much. Fix a few bridges. Let some foreigners in.

KR: And Trump?

Fred: No idea. It is a bit scary.

As we can see, there is not much to go on for this group in November. Not a single person knew that democracy is in danger. Three women thought that Trump banned abortion. And of course he did. But only through judges.

Trump Comunity Service

Convicted felon Donald Trump is awaiting for sentencing in June. Since he lives in Florida, he will have two choices for community service. He can collect trash along the interstate every Saturday either in Florida or New York State.

Lawyers are working out the details. Since he has to do this for two years, there is a possibility of making a half year commitment to each state.

Trump's Kampf

Facing a possible overnight in jail punishement, Mr Treump ordered a bag to be prepared with five notepads and lots of Sharpies, evne some skinny ones.

"Hitler wrote a book in jail, I will do the same."

Trump has some notes prepared and a title: Trump's Kapf.

He is going to outline the struggle he has had for four years under the "crooked Joe Biden admisnistration." Also included in the book are instructionst to his followers how to help get him in power in January of 2025. "It's going to be a big seller."

Each day at the end of court Trump has gathered the notes for his book. 

"I have the first chapter finished. Michael Cohen will be featured."

Trump Tower Not What It Seems

 With Trump having to come up with 400-500 million, the real estate value of Trump Tower has come up for consideration.

The street side view has been kept up, and lighting at night has been maintained well. However, with Trump spending little time in New York anymore, some of the offices have been cut off from power and plumbing. In fact it is starting to look a little abandoned. It is possible that it has no real value at all.