Trump: Ginsburg was an old Democrat bag of bones!

 

President Trump has announced that Judge Ginsburg "was an old Democratic bag of bones and will be replaced as rapidly as possible."

Man Planning to Get Up after Election

 Portland, OR -- Bill Haley is not depressed, he says. He just did not have anything to do in the Trump era. He would get up and walk around a few blocks once a day, and go down to the "cafeteria" for meals. But that was it. He never watched news. He says they watch one of them real estate shows where they find fancy homes for people with actual income.

So you will be better off with Biden?

-Well, no, I don't expect anything from Biden. But things will be different.

How so?

-Well, we won't have all those black lives marchers, plus the Antifa, or the Trump boys and not even those Trump federal goons patrolling all day. I can go down to the center and panhandle, or collect soda cans or play chess in the park. All that stuff I used to do.

You think Biden will have a calming effect?
-I know he will.

Good luck with that then!

Poll surveys 300 million Americans

The McMillan survey called 300 million Americans between 5:30 and 6PM today. They reached them at some 100 million homes. Some 200 million callers, mostly from Indian call centers, were employed to make the calls. The results are somewhat confusing. America told them to call back after dinner, or better yet, after the election. They will know then for sure who they think they voted for.

Trump Team finds ideal focus group: Donald Trump

 In their desperate search of a focus group to test convention speakers with, the Trump Team made an amazing discovery. They had the ideal person to test ideas and speakers with all along: Donald Trump!

They did their homework. When they tested any item with a focus group of random Trump supporters, all 2016 Trump voters, and then compared the answers of the series of questions to those that Trump gave, they were identical. Whether it was the WALL, FOREIGNERS, THE PANDEMIC or JOE BIDEN, all the people thought exactly the same as Trump.

It was then easy to pass along this tip to the chosen convention speakers. Forget about the pig farmer in Iowa or the suburban gun toting McCloskeys. Just think of Donald Trump as your audience when you give your speech.

Trump: Kamala will come after you!

 

Kamala Harris is a terrible politician. She’s just like Nancy Pelosi, they can’t take care of their own city and state. You know, she's very bad on facts. She's very weak on facts. And after she is elected, Kamala will come after you. She has a ridiculous gun reform plan. After that they will round up the Trump supporters.

The nasty woman is going to blame Covid-19 on me. That’s fair enough since I am president, but remember, Nancy Pelosi held a rally in Chinatown, was having a street party there and encouraged people to go to a big parade. I take credit for the testing and all that. The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me! And Joe Biden is just hiding in his basement. Except for that short trip to announce Kamala from a high school stage

Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden have not been friends. The Fake News Media is giving Kamala Harris a free pass despite her Radical Left failures and very poor run in the Democrat Primary. There was nobody meaner or more condescending to Slow Joe, not even me, and yet she quickly evaporated down to almost zero in the polls.

But there is a reason he picked her. He's essentially entered into a political living will now. He's made it clear that he plans to turn the reins over very quickly. And Kamala Harris will be the most liberal leftist nominee for VP that our country has ever seen. She is going to bring you socialized medicine. You know how well that works. Look at England. She's going to send the tax man after you for unpaid taxes. In my second term, you will pay almost no income tax, and no payroll tax.

Kamala Harris says she smoked weed in college while listening to Tupac & Snoop. But that does not make her cool, she’s a nasty woman! Do you want her putting your family in jail while she smokes pot in the White House?

Mike Pence will be reporting more on Kamala Harris this week. For instance, she is going to take red meat away from red blooded Americans. Does that make sense? No.

 

25-Year Old Man Still Dreams of Being Drummer

York, PA -- Bill Bradford (25) of York, a factory worker, never gave up his dream of getting into rock and roll big time. At 15 he learned to play guitar but wasn’t as good as most his friends. He actually played bass for two years with local friends under several band names but mostly the same guys. They had occasional bookings. Then they all left for college except Bill.

Bill leafed thru Free Press ads for bass players, but they always wanted a singing bass player. Bill had no singing voice.

At 23 he taught himself drums, and trains in his divorced mother's garage as often as he can. He thinks he is pretty good now. "I'll get that big time chance any day now, then I can quit my job." He has never given up hope and is willing to take orders from "even that 17-year old that auditioned me last."

Because he is working fewer hours at the plant during the pandemic, Bill now has time to practice drums two days a week. He’s got some recording going on with musicians on the internet that want to sing or play an instrument for some Youtube or other similar video, and they want a live feel to the drums. Bill does not ask for credit on these, as most are too rough to be released versions. But some of these might yield gigs maybe in the spring.

Trump signs executive order banning China and canceling The National Debt

It was a busy Saturday for Trump. Not happy just banning Tik Tok from the US, Trump has banned all of China. All of their China people can pack up and go home. To improve the failing economy Trump also canceled The National Debt. "They want to collect? Sue me," Trump stated and marched out of the Oval Office.