Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Professor Says Original Sons of Liberty Were Also Assholes

 Professor McMasters was lecturing to undergraduates about the events in Boston in the 1700s.

Though it seems the Continental Congress and Jefferson with his lofty Declaration were on the right track to declare independence, the earlier participants were mere rebel rousers. Not happy with Stamp Acts and tea taxes, the Sons of Liberty seem to have harassed simple British officials sufficiently that no Stamp Act was ever put into practice. "They just attacked the officials personally and ransacked their homes till they gave up.

Students were not convinced, and a couple wearing Trump hats walked out.

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

America Went To the Mall



United States – Located at downtown and suburban locations, America decided to go to the mall today. There was not that much to do so America went there with a couple of friends. These friends pointed out Jeff Goldblum, who is a junior and really hot. He was looking at some little items in a stall. America had to talk her friends out of bumming a ride back home from Jeff. Alicia’s mom is coming to get the three of them at five anyway.

America then spotted the GNC store and went there for some protein bars. It is still winter, but America is going to do a 5K run on Sunday so this is all good planning. And they have the vitamins that lady at the counter is always pushing. She flirts with him a bit and is probably divorced. But America was not interested as he figured out she has teenage kids.

 America was headed for the Brookstone store for some cushions for the car. They have to drive out of town to go to Florida and also to visit the kids. Harry is able to sit in the car for ten hours straight, but America needed some cushions to sit on, due to the arthritis in her hip.

 The mall sure is full of people. America only wanted to get to the top floor of Dick’s for some coveralls he wears when working outdoor at the trails. It’s the stuff hunters wear. The hunters know how to keep warm. They have six miles of trail to restore before the scouts start using them in spring more extensively.

Thursday, September 30, 2021

Trump Voter having dinner with daughter who voted for Obama and Biden

Larry Wheeler, 52, was invited to dinner with his daughter Mary and family. It does not happen many times a year, and even less in the Trump era.


If Mary were a vegan, their contact would be even less, Larry stopping by on Christmas eve with presents for the kids.

Now they had dinner. Mary is on a kick to give healthy food for the kids. She bakes all the bread and cookies and they do not have bought snacks other than apple juice and popcorn.

The dinner was lovely, though a little light on meat. Mary explained it all but Larry lost track after cilantro and garlic. Oh, there was cheddar cheese in it. Larry is more of a steak and potatoes guy who eats at Taco Bell if he can't be bothered with the cooking. His wife left years ago.



Monday, July 12, 2021

Bicyclist Annoyed At Smart Ass GPS Device

Bicyclist Bill Dumas has been using GPS devices for years. Now the old one would not hold charge for two hours.


"Yeah this new one is a little different. It has all these screens that now slide both sideways and up and down on the touch screen. And that's not all."

Bill has set a number of the settings to a personal preference. "And then it tells me that the DEVICE has a better idea and dims my screen. I also think it automatically goes blank on the screen when the battery goes to 49%. If you touch it the numbers come back for a second. Now when I am out there to ride 50 miles, I like to see my miles like ALL THE TIME!" 

Bill does like one feature, the "lock screen" button. It locks the screen and what you see for the duration of the ride. Accidentally touching the screen does nothing to interfere with his ride.

Bill Dumas has a back up counter on his phone if the meter battery runs out. He does not let them talk to each other. "Bluetooth takes battery power." The App he uses is free, Goals-Fitness. It makes both a map of the ride and tracks miles. "I love it cause it does not need to share anything or keep anything in some on line log. I just record the miles on paper in my garage when I finish and later put it into my Excel file, where all my rides go. Without maps. I just type in where I went."

Bill is involved in the National Bike Challenge for a team from Madison, Wisconsin.

Trump Voter Not Going to Use Medicare, Obamacare, Dental Care or Government Hearing Aids

Willie Murphy, Trump supporter, announced that he will not be using any government funded healthcare. He might get stitches or a cast at a private clinic. Like last time. But nothing else.

And vaccination? It will help you travel!

-I never fly. Don't trust airplanes. But in any case, no Fauci Ouchie. Don't come knocking on my door, Biden.

What if you get cancer?

-Then I get cancer and die.

Will you call and ambulance for anything? Medicare will pay for it.

-I'll drive or take Uber.

It appears that the healthcare of Trump voters, as much as they would use it, is already taken care of.


Sunday, June 20, 2021

Election Commissions Across Trump America Declare 2022 Election to Be a Fraud, GOP Candidate Will Be Winner

County boards across Georgia, Alabama, Texas, Kansas, Arizona and several of the states that voted for Trump in 2020 have declared the votes in their county to be fraudulent.

"There were missing signatures, wrong colored pens, you name it, it was all a mess. We declare this election to be fraudulent and the votes in our county to be canceled."

It did not include all counties in those states. We had our staff look at these county by county. Those counties that had Trump winning by 15% or more in 2020 had actual vote counts in the 2022 record. In each case the Republican was declared the winner.

The states all have laws in effect where the state legislature now votes on who the winner of these statewide congressional elections is. The state level election boards all consist of four or more Republican white members.

The incumbent GOP congressmen and senators will all keep their seats. The situation is a little different in other races:

"We will be voting for whoever the Republican candidate is for the newly vacated posts. In some cases the primary for the congressional seat has not been held yet. We will vote for whoever is the Republican with the most votes in those primaries. We don't need to wait for the Democratic winners in their races."

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Trump Voter Excited About Arizona Recount and Georgia Recount


 Avid message board member and QAnon supporter Mitch is really excited! Trump will win this election yet. If not this, "we will be ready for 2024 so they don't steal that too."

Mitch has found out that "the people in Arizona that signed the ballot and voted for Biden all seem to be the same person. That handwriting is on thousands of ballots!"

And the voting machines! All you have to do is put a memory stick in the back of the machine in the USB port, push a few buttons, and all the Trump votes that can fit on that stick will just disappear onto the stick.


"That's what the Democrats did. You can't even trace it, because the machine was not locked for counting at that point. They did this while voting."

Mitch is all ready for 2024 and will be observing voters in 2024 as part of the Republican team in his district.

"Biden didn't win the election, cause I did not vote for him. I never vote for the loser. Those times Obama got elected, I did not vote those years."