Saturday, March 27, 2021

Democrats To Hand Out Democratic Water and Vegan Water at Every Georgia Election

 Now that Georgia has blocked the great masses from voting at all in Georgia and also banned handing food or water to people in line to vote, Democrats are taking action.

At every election from now on, Democrat volunteers will hand out water. Dasani and Aquafina refused to help out, so lesser brands and any number of products from Costco bought by donated funds will be used. Also, vegan water will be available to anyone who wants it. 

Volunteers will get an autographed t-shirt of their choice: either Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on her own t-shirt of Robert Reich signed t-shirts on Capitalism.




Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Senator Willing To Convict Trump If He Had Stopped The Steal

 Now that the impeachment is ongoing, we got in touch with Senator Clarkson again. 

Senator, are you convinced that Trump should be convicted?

-Not yet. There are elements of insurrection and going against democracy in his behavior. But not enough to convict him.

So under what conditions would you convict him?

-If he had actually stopped the steal, asked and succeeded in getting Mike Pence to reject the electoral college votes and had been sworn in as president.

So if he had been sworn in for a second term, you would impeach him?

-Probably. Especially if he had marched down Pennsylvania Avenue to the Capitol with the insurrectionists.

And then you would swear in Mike Pence as president, the guy who had torn up the electoral votes at that point?

-Yes, that is what would have happened. Pence would be president after we removed Trump.

Would we not need to impeach Pence too, then?

-Absolutely not.

Those things might not have happened if the insurrectionists had harmed Pence, or you yourself. None of this is enough to change your mind about impeaching Trump now?

-No, not at all. Trump was only one factor here.

OK, then. We at the Kari Report disagree. We see this insurrection as Trump's final gift to you and the Republican party. May he never come back.

Thursday, February 4, 2021

Libertarian Going Along With Government Vaccine Just This Once

Arizona libertarian Ken Russel has made up his mind. He is going to take the vaccine, but just this once.


So you think this is safe?
-Maybe. Some tens of millions have taken two vaccines from them Big Pharma suppliers.
And you want one or the other?
-I'll take either one, I've researched them both.
And you have probably paid for it in taxes already
-I don't pay any taxes
OK, then.

Ken says that he will have a good supply of dry food and cans and face masks and all that for the future pandemics after this. He will be going off grid for months at a time. "I don't really like people anyway, so no problem."


Thursday, January 28, 2021

Senators: Trump Correct To Question Election, Widespread If Small Fraud

The senators convened to vote on procedures for ex-president Trump's impeachment. Some forty Republicans think that there was indeed some fraud in the election. Most of them are from red states and were safely re-elected. "But there could be fraud anywhere, I could have won a few percent more if there were no mail-in-ballots," said senator Bill Clarkson from Kansas.

The thinking goes like this: They could have won by bigger margins, all of them, but Trump was losing in battle-ground states by such small margins that the mail-in-ballots and so called "cured" ballots made a difference. These were ballots where the election official marked the ballot to be fixed and the voter then came and put in the missing information on the outer envelope and the ballot went on to be counted. But days later from other ballots in that area.

Going along with this thinking the demonstrations and the insurrection at the Capitol were justified. Therefore Trump was just reacting along with the public, his supporters.

Of course, the objection to counting the electoral votes did not carry either the house or senate. It would have been necessary to reject the electors in both houses. "But that's beside the point," claims Senator Clarkson. "The voices must be heard, so that we can pass laws to make elections more secure."

What these laws might be is anybody's guess. The federal government does not oversee elections, the states do. If some human rights violations, Jim Crow laws etc. were in place, that would be another matter. But the Voting Rights Act of 1965 has been trashed by the Supreme Court, and no longer applies. Because we no longer have any racism, they say.


Monday, January 18, 2021

Trump Supporter Going To March All Year With No Mask and no Vaccine

"They can't make me take the radical democrat vaccine. Democrats were behind this vaccine, because they caused the pandemic! It was for the purpose of stealing the election!"

Dan is self employed and does not take any unemployment from Michigan or the feds. He does not even have health insurance.

What if you get covid? 

"I have enough food and water for three weeks and I'll survive."

So says Dan, Trump supporter from Michigan. 

Since he is in the lawn care business, he will march all through spring at whatever events he can drive to. Right after he takes the snow plow off the truck. He plows snow through several neighborhoods in Kalamazoo, a city only an hour from his secluded cabin.





Thursday, January 14, 2021

Trump signs executive order telling Global Warming to start warming again

Thinking back about the past years, Trump was not able to figure out what global warming was doing during his presidency. But it could have been holding back a bit during the pandemic. "You can't trust the EPA numbers. There are still never-trumpers working there." 

So, just to make that Biden will have some warming going on, Trump signed an executive order, commanding Global Warming to get back to work.



Wednesday, January 13, 2021

Tom Cole: No way of knowing if the rioters were inspired by Trump speech

Among Republican speakers at Trump's second impeachment today was Tom Cole of Oklahoma.



Cole objected to the very short timeline of the impeachment. How are we supposed to find the facts on this? The same Republicans spent years on discovering who was responsible for four American deaths in Benghazi.

This time, rioters attacked the US capitol on our own soil. But did they follow Trumps' suggestion? There is no way of knowing! We must interrogate the 70 plus rioters arrested so far. If none of them remembers the exact words spoken by Trump, then it is clear: they acted on their own. They could have been planning this on Parler a week ahead.

"This attempted impeachment is highly irregular and it would be unfair to the president as he goes through these dark times when his freedom of speech has been blocked in numerous outlets."