Trump heading off to a Florida Christmas after successfully removing the Deep State

 

President Trump wrapped up his first year of his second term with a successful effort getting rid of the Deep State. It was difficult to find out exactly where it was, so they got rid of the cabinets.

The heads of the cabinets were all told to go home. The Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs and the Attorney General were all given a year’s salary.

Homeland Security and Defense will still be run by Pete Hegseth himself. He is paid directly out of the White House in the same manner as the chief of staff.

Going home for the Christmas 2025 holiday, President Trump left a sign at the department of Human Services. "A gift for Dr Fauci." Staff members put up the same sign at the doors of the other departments. The letter carrying part of the US Post Office was privatized. Packages will all be delivered by Amazon from now on.

Massachusetts to secede from the USA

Speaker Ron Mariano made a statement this morning.

"We are done with this. President Trump of the USA is intefering with our women's health and all social issues. In addition, we rely on the US agencies for our safety in the environment and health. We pay into the US with taxes and will get nothing in return. We are done. We will be joining the Eurozone as soon as we can get all our banking done. Bank branches operating on the dollar for savings and loans will be closing in a year. "

"We realize people from the USA will still want to visit Boston and see places like Fenuil Hall that are related to the birth of their nation. We will allow Americans access to these places for a fee. All these place are free for Massachusettes citizens to visit."

Our People In Mud Homes Were More Developed Than Yours!

Museums in Ruthenia and Pottsylvania have declared war, each declaring themselves the mud home innovators. Both museums are opening exhibits about life in mud homes starting a thousand years ago, with the mud homes of the 1800s as the ultimate mud technology. The exhibits both opened on New Year's Day.

Pottsylvania State Museum.

The Ruthenian Historical Museum

Pottsylvanian mud house.

Ruthenian mud house.

Trump To Put Tariffs on Goods from California

"Governor Newscum has caused these fires! He spent all the tax money on woke projects. We will fix this! I will use tariffs!"

“I will demand that this incompetent governor allow beautiful, clean, fresh water to flow into California. He is the blame for this. On top of it all, no water for fire hydrants, not firefighting planes. A true disaster.”

Trump tariffs will be applied to all goods entering the USA from California by rail and truck.

The funds collected will go back to California in some manner. Donald Trump Jr. will be in charge of these funds.

Coffee maker with too much information

Annoying coffee maker displays time to barely awake coffee drinker. Even though it is in fact not programmable.

Musk and Ramaswamy find source of reckless spending: Congress

Taking a week of from their billionaire duties, Musk and Ramaswamy have already located the useless part of government: Congress.

The House of Representatives in particular has these spending bills. All they do is spend taxpayer money. The House must go. The Senate will be interfereing with Trump's foreign policy, but must nonetheless be kept so that Musk and Ramaswamy can be approved for their new department and a small building provided. The DOGE building will have just the words Department of Government Efficiency over the front door. Inside there will be guards and receptionist. For a staff the dynamic duo will employ ten clerks. The clerks will have a four year appointment and will then be replaced by new clerks the next term. The clerks will be putting in a large computer system to keep track of the savings. And to transfer money. For example Musk's taxes paid for the past five years will be returned to him.

All the savings from DOGE will be converted to Bitcoin.

Robert F Kennedy Jr to Ban Drugs

As head of the HHS Department, RFK Jr plans on banning drugs.

"I will be naming the new head of the FDA soon. But the main change we will make is that we will be banning drugs. Man made drugs. You can still extract acetylsalicylic acid from willow bark and so on. Natural products can be bought directly from those who make them, including marijuana.

For vaccines, the same thing. If you want to use natural remedies, fine. No industrial processes. So cowpox from cows will be fine for small pox, for example."