Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Trump solves fentanyl problem: Tariffs!

With fentanyl from China!!! coming in through our Southern border, there seemed to be no way to stop it. Donald Trump has promised huge tariffs on everything from China. This will punish them. Now he has hit on a brilliant solution for fentanyl.

"we will be putting a 1000% tariff on fentanyl." As some of the fentanyl is assembled in Mexico, all fentanyl from Mexico and China will be taxed by this import tax.

Friday, July 26, 2024

Musk not spending 45 Million on Trump -- Harris supporters spend 1600 Megawatt-hours in three days

 Kamala Harris suppoerters have a lot of energy. Their combined total energy spent since her campaign was announced has been estimated at 1600 Megawatt-hours, the amount produced by a large nuclear reactor in one hour.

Meanwhile, Musk dollars to Trump did not total 45 million, though he did set up a fund.


The Republican candidate is currently in energy saving mode.




Monday, July 22, 2024

Independent voters gauge Harris

Voters Bill and Jack had not made up their mind about Biden and Trump when Biden dropped out. Voter Bill, 36, usually votes for independent candidates. He never voted for Trump. But he was still looking for "someone else" a month ago. Will you listen to Kamala interviews, Bill?


-No, I will just read some interviews.
-Will you look up her history in Wikipedia?
-I might, but I have other sources.

Jack also is still deciding. How will you find out what Kamala is all about?


-I'll just talk to people who watch TV. I don't.
-How about the internet. Will you use your computer?
- I don't use computers. I hate those things. I do some banking on my phone, but I have my daughter check it every week.
- So how will you decide about Kamala?
-Gut feel. I imagine I'll see her face on TV at the bar once or twice before election.
-Thanks, Jack.




Monday, June 17, 2024

Voters still want "someone else" because nobody knows what Biden did...or Trump

USA-- Voters polled in a number of states were asked to check off 5 things that Biden did as president from a list of 50 possible things. One voter in Texas knew about the Infrastructure Act. Nobody else in the 2000 people polled had any correct answers. A few claimed:

-He caused inflation.

- He raised gas prices.

-He made millions in Ukraine. It's on Hunter Biden's laptop.

-Isn't he like close to 90?

When a similar list was given about Trump, every person that got a relief check remembered that. But nothing else.

-Didn't he get in trouble with that Ukranian guy? And I remember seeing a picture of him with Putin.

-He closed the border. (he did not)

-He put kids in cages.

-He cut taxes. Only...not mine.

-He got arrested. But that must have been after he was president. I remember the mugshot. So, no, I don't remeber anything else. Just the check.

-I got some free masks and Covid tests. But that might have been Biden.

We did catch up with indpendent voter Fred.

KR: What do you suppose Biden will do in a second term.

Fred: Not much. Fix a few bridges. Let some foreigners in.

KR: And Trump?

Fred: No idea. It is a bit scary.

As we can see, there is not much to go on for this group in November. Not a single person knew that democracy is in danger. Three women thought that Trump banned abortion. And of course he did. But only through judges.

Friday, May 31, 2024

Trump Comunity Service

Convicted felon Donald Trump is awaiting for sentencing in June. Since he lives in Florida, he will have two choices for community service. He can collect trash along the interstate every Saturday either in Florida or New York State.

Lawyers are working out the details. Since he has to do this for two years, there is a possibility of making a half year commitment to each state.

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Trump's Kampf

Facing a possible overnight in jail punishement, Mr Treump ordered a bag to be prepared with five notepads and lots of Sharpies, evne some skinny ones.

"Hitler wrote a book in jail, I will do the same."

Trump has some notes prepared and a title: Trump's Kapf.

He is going to outline the struggle he has had for four years under the "crooked Joe Biden admisnistration." Also included in the book are instructionst to his followers how to help get him in power in January of 2025. "It's going to be a big seller."


Each day at the end of court Trump has gathered the notes for his book. 


"I have the first chapter finished. Michael Cohen will be featured."

Friday, March 22, 2024

Trump Tower Not What It Seems

 With Trump having to come up with 400-500 million, the real estate value of Trump Tower has come up for consideration.


The street side view has been kept up, and lighting at night has been maintained well. However, with Trump spending little time in New York anymore, some of the offices have been cut off from power and plumbing. In fact it is starting to look a little abandoned. It is possible that it has no real value at all.