Thursday, February 20, 2025

The Polls are wrong! We are starting to campaign for 2028!

 Annoyed at polls this morning, President Trump went directly to his 2024 campaign headquarters in Pennsylvania.

"I am announcing my campaign for president for 2028 now. Bad people are taking over this country. I need one more term to finish the job. I signed the executive order this morning to clarify the twenty second amendment."

Elon Musk has donated 50 million to the campaign and will be donating more after the 2026 midterm election.

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Prevagen User Searches for Clues...Why Did She Vote for Trump?

Nancy, a long time Prevagen user, was shocked to hear all the Things Trump is cutting. She was not against feeding starving children in Africa. Children are a big part of Nancy's life.

"Why did I vote for Trump? I know I did, but I can't remember why."

Nancy also voted for Charlie, who no longer lives with her. She visits him nearly every day in memory care about a mile away.

Nancy started taking an extra dose of Prevagen for several days, hoping the reason would come back.

After nearly a week it finally came back. She only has one grand child and her daughter is divorced. Nancy takes care of little Sally a few hours each week. She can do it at their apartment or at her house. Her daughter works for Amazon from home. She makes website stuff, Nancy believes.

"So the reason I voted for Trump was that I wanted a sibling for Sally. She is three and I thought it would be nice now. I can take care of babies. My daughter does have a boyfriend now. So anyway, Trump stopped abortion in my state. He gives me the final chance to have another grandchild. I know I can talk  Cathy out of an abortion out of state."

Monday, February 17, 2025

Musk Sends US Treasury contents to Cayman Islands

Elon Musk has found a way to cut excessive governement spending. He sent the contents of the Treasury to the Cayman Islands. It is all there in a single account in his name. Congress cannot spend the money as payments to the parasites on Social Security or to military salary any more.


He says he will give it back some day, as long as the reckless spending has stopped.


Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Tulsi Gabbard orders all Russia files from 2024

Sitting in her staff room, Tulsi Gabbard requested all CIA files on Russia from 2024. Also all files on Ukraine.

"You can redact all agent names and idenfifying marks. This time. I will be contacting the head of the East Europe unit for any more details at my next meeting over there."

Saturday, February 8, 2025

Musk Accidentally Takes Trump off Payroll

Working long hours, the Musk team went through thousands of accounts and deleted those employees that were listed as nonessential.

Since this process just involved using the arrow and enter keys plus a mouse, a DOGE staffer accidentally took Donald Trump off payroll. This time Trump had been planning to use his salary to pay for Barron's college.

Musk said they will fix it. "He is still president and can stay in the residence part of the White House. This may take some days, so President Trump can use Air Force One to go golfing."

Friday, January 24, 2025

Trump heading off to a Florida Christmas after successfully removing the Deep State

 

President Trump wrapped up his first year of his second term with a successful effort getting rid of the Deep State. It was difficult to find out exactly where it was, so they got rid of the cabinets.

The heads of the cabinets were all told to go home. The Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs and the Attorney General were all given a year’s salary.

Homeland Security and Defense will still be run by Pete Hegseth himself. He is paid directly out of the White House in the same manner as the chief of staff.

Going home for the Christmas 2025 holiday, President Trump left a sign at the department of Human Services. "A gift for Dr Fauci." Staff members put up the same sign at the doors of the other departments. The letter carrying part of the US Post Office was privatized. Packages will all be delivered by Amazon from now on.




Thursday, January 23, 2025

Massachusetts to secede from the USA

Speaker Ron Mariano made a statement this morning.

"We are done with this. President Trump of the USA is intefering with our women's health and all social issues. In addition, we rely on the US agencies for our safety in the environment and health. We pay into the US with taxes and will get nothing in return. We are done. We will be joining the Eurozone as soon as we can get all our banking done. Bank branches operating on the dollar for savings and loans will be closing in a year. "

"We realize people from the USA will still want to visit Boston and see places like Fenuil Hall that are related to the birth of their nation. We will allow Americans access to these places for a fee. All these place are free for Massachusettes citizens to visit."