Friday, December 20, 2024

Coffee maker with too much information

Annoying coffee maker displays time to barely awake coffee drinker. Even though it is in fact not programmable.



Saturday, December 7, 2024

Musk and Ramaswamy find source of reckless spending: Congress

Taking a week of from their billionaire duties, Musk and Ramaswamy have already located the useless part of government: Congress.

The House of Representatives in particular has these spending bills. All they do is spend taxpayer money. The House must go. The Senate will be interfereing with Trump's foreign policy, but must nonetheless be kept so that Musk and Ramaswamy can be approved for their new department and a small building provided. The DOGE building will have just the words Department of Government Efficiency over the front door. Inside there will be guards and receptionist. For a staff the dynamic duo will employ ten clerks. The clerks will have a four year appointment and will then be replaced by new clerks the next term. The clerks will be putting in a large computer system to keep track of the savings. And to transfer money. For example Musk's taxes paid for the past five years will be returned to him.

All the savings from DOGE will be converted to Bitcoin.

Saturday, November 23, 2024

Robert F Kennedy Jr to Ban Drugs

As head of the HHS Department, RFK Jr plans on banning drugs.




"I will be naming the new head of the FDA soon. But the main change we will make is that we will be banning drugs. Man made drugs. You can still extract acetylsalicylic acid from willow bark and so on. Natural products can be bought directly from those who make them, including marijuana.

For vaccines, the same thing. If you want to use natural remedies, fine. No industrial processes. So cowpox from cows will be fine for small pox, for example."

Tuesday, November 19, 2024

JFK Junior does not think food has enough E-coli

 E-coli is a common bacterium. Its amounts are monitored routinely. The new Drug Czar to be appointed by Donald Trump thinks we are not getting enough E-coli in our food.

He wants the minimum level to be "50" of "whatever they use to measure it." It is often expressed as colony forming units per gram, cfu7g.

"Ok, those. We lived with well over 100 when we were cave men."

We probably had less E-coli when we were cavemen, we have to note. If we caught a fish, we fried it and ate it. Currently fish with cfu/g are rejected.

"Once we get used to the minimal 50, I am going to raise it to 150."

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Connecticut Voter just does not know about Kamala Harris

Jill Johnson from Connecticut just can't decide between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Why is that, Jill?


-Well, I voted for Trump once and he was a disaster. Then I voted for Joe Biden and he went senile. I just don't seem to pick good candidates that can work the usual two terms.
- We think Kamala is in good health and has no real controversy. She will even take care of the border situation as much as congress will fund us to do. When we get past Trump. So what is the problem?
-I just don't know about Kamala Harris. I'm ready to vote for Democrats, but I would like another candidate.
-It's too late to nominate someone else and get them on the ballot.
-OK, then, next time I will vote for her when I know more about her as a president.


Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Trump solves fentanyl problem: Tariffs!

With fentanyl from China!!! coming in through our Southern border, there seemed to be no way to stop it. Donald Trump has promised huge tariffs on everything from China. This will punish them. Now he has hit on a brilliant solution for fentanyl.

"we will be putting a 1000% tariff on fentanyl." As some of the fentanyl is assembled in Mexico, all fentanyl from Mexico and China will be taxed by this import tax.

Friday, July 26, 2024

Musk not spending 45 Million on Trump -- Harris supporters spend 1600 Megawatt-hours in three days

 Kamala Harris suppoerters have a lot of energy. Their combined total energy spent since her campaign was announced has been estimated at 1600 Megawatt-hours, the amount produced by a large nuclear reactor in one hour.

Meanwhile, Musk dollars to Trump did not total 45 million, though he did set up a fund.


The Republican candidate is currently in energy saving mode.