The Polls are wrong! We are starting to campaign for 2028!

 Annoyed at polls this morning, President Trump went directly to his 2024 campaign headquarters in Pennsylvania.

"I am announcing my campaign for president for 2028 now. Bad people are taking over this country. I need one more term to finish the job. I signed the executive order this morning to clarify the twenty second amendment."

Elon Musk has donated 50 million to the campaign and will be donating more after the 2026 midterm election.