Biology of Overpopulation Revealed

Madison, WI -- Professor Fiona O'Leary has been researching overpopulation for over 20 years. The seemingly complex cultural reasons in many countries seem to boil down to a few main principles. It would seem that the cause of overpopulation is babies, who grow into teenagers and then turn into a useless overpopulation in places like Egypt.

However, it is in fact women who give birth to babies. They in turn are impregnated by men, the real biological cause. Men are the cause of babies, famine and sports.

Women, on the other hand, were only a minor economic hurdle, for the drain on food crops brought on by land used for cocoa production, for chocolate.

The connection between men, babies and chocolate is still being investigated.