Thursday, March 28, 2019

Ha ha ha! I'm going to take your Obamacare away! You should get jobs!

President Trump, Asshole-in-chief, has made an announcement to Democrats and liberals:


 "I'm going to take your Obamacare away! You should get jobs!"

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Trump deletes Obamacare due to Obama Birth in Kenya

President Trump is on a roll with legal maneuvers. After getting William Barr to clear him of all charges in the unpublished Mueller report, Trump is now going after Obama.


"We have located his real birth certificate from Kenya and his ID after that from Indonesia, where he lived many years. Obama was never a legal president."

- So Obamacare, voted on by Congress is not legal?

"That is right. He could not have signed it."

- But he did not veto it either, so it would become law without his signature.

"That's beside the point. Barr told me so. And I have taken steps to deport Obama back to Kenya. His family can stay."


Tuesday, March 12, 2019

My Daddy Knew The Wright Brothers

Donald Trump has become the world expert on things that go wrong. "They are too complicated!" Trump mentioned today that his dad knew the Wright Brothers and through this Trump also knew everything about airplanes when he was three years old.


"They invented  the three-axis control system, which enabled the pilot to steer the aircraft effectively and to maintain its equilibrium. This method remains standard on fixed-wing aircraft of all kinds."

Trump has sat in single engine planes and observed the steering. "It's like a steering wheel in a car but you can pull it too." You don't need any of this autopilot stuff. "Boeing should make regular planes so we can buy them. Because we are not buying any Airbus planes."