My Daddy Knew The Wright Brothers

Donald Trump has become the world expert on things that go wrong. "They are too complicated!" Trump mentioned today that his dad knew the Wright Brothers and through this Trump also knew everything about airplanes when he was three years old.

"They invented  the three-axis control system, which enabled the pilot to steer the aircraft effectively and to maintain its equilibrium. This method remains standard on fixed-wing aircraft of all kinds."

Trump has sat in single engine planes and observed the steering. "It's like a steering wheel in a car but you can pull it too." You don't need any of this autopilot stuff. "Boeing should make regular planes so we can buy them. Because we are not buying any Airbus planes."