Museums in Ruthenia and Pottsylvania have declared war, each declaring themselves the mud home innovators. Both museums are opening exhibits about life in mud homes starting a thousand years ago, with the mud homes of the 1800s as the ultimate mud technology. The exhibits both opened on New Year's Day.
Pottsylvanian mud house.
"Governor Newscum has caused these fires! He spent all the tax money on woke projects. We will fix this! I will use tariffs!"
“I will demand that this incompetent governor allow beautiful, clean, fresh water to flow into California. He is the blame for this. On top of it all, no water for fire hydrants, not firefighting planes. A true disaster.”
Trump tariffs will be applied to all goods entering the USA from California by rail and truck.
The funds collected will go back to California in some manner. Donald Trump Jr. will be in charge of these funds.
