Trump Bans Transgender Mice

With his speech at Fort Bragg and other things on the schedule all done, President asked his stuff to find more distractions to the bad news with ICE legistaltion and Epstein dominating the news. He does not watch Olympics, though he has looked at a few skaters once or twice in news clips. What about the mice, a staff memeber suggested. So it was. There will be no research of any sort, even privately funded, on transgender mice.

The executive order also applies to mice being trafficked across state lines, such as from a university to a university. Transgender mice soon are not there anymore.

Researchers working on transgenic mice were relieved that the president and his staff have completely misunderstood the term.