CBO to be replaced with Trump CPA Bernie?

Donald Trump has been annoyed at the piles of papers and so called facts that have been brought to him regarding healthcare and Obamacare. Many of these facts come from the Congressional Budget Office, which has been in place since Richard Nixon.

The department has numerous employees and a large budget as well. Donald thought we could save on all that by replacing it with his personal CPA, the guy who keeps Trump's taxes well hidden from the public.

Bernie has several points in his favor. Topmost is the fact that he does not present Trump with numbers, instead giving Trump a YES or NO answer to any fiscal decision.

The department may not be so easy to get rid of though, as it serves the Congress and the public, and is not under any cabinet secretary: The Speaker of the House of Representatives and the President pro tempore of the Senate jointly appoint the CBO Director, after considering recommendations from the two budget committees.

Therefore, Trump will be asking the CBO to filter all information to him through Bernie, who will in any case have a nice office in the building.

Netflix Fan Forgets Name of Show in Two Weeks

Pittsburg, PA - Sarah Olson, 28, can't remember the name of that show! You know the one with the two detectives and the local police station somewhere.  Like on an island, Sarah just had her work Christmas party and they had several conversations going about Netflix shows because everyone was tired of talking about Trump.

And the detectives, they were English, and they had a crush on the black detective, both of them did. You know the show? She can't find it, maybe she took it out of her List so it would not confuse her that she watched them all.

Sarah watched several seasons of it before returning to NCIS that she had watched a couple of seasons of before that.

Trump cuts all EPA regulation

With American companies hurting from regulation, president elect Trump named his favorite climate change denier to head the EPA. His mission will be to pretty much cut all regulation to manufacturers. Sure, we may still treat sewage from our toilets, but industrial waster is going straight to the sewer and land fill, if solid. With gases, Trump had no clue. However, one of his assistants then handed him a note. "Oh yes, if it is a gaseous waste, did I say that right?, then burn it." Burning sounded like fun to him and on the plus side, will add CO2.

Trump Commissions Statue of Himself

Washington -- Mr Trump had a few hours to spare on Monday and saw the first drafts of a statue of himself. It was OK, but he wanted one standing instead of sitting.

With the new plans of the statue under way, Trump went on to pay for landscaping himself. The statue will be placed at the far end of the Rose Garden, so that when Mr Trump stands at the steps to give a speech or announcement at the podium, he will be facing his own statue.

Trump Names Suzanne Sommers Surgeon General

Suzanne Sommers, actress and natural healing expert was named Surgeon General by Trump

She is an accomplished author on health subjects.

Mr Trump gave serious consideration to Jenny McCarthy, a close second with nice boobs. She was to get rid of federal funds of autism causing vaccines. Third in running was Dr Mercola, but Mr Trump actually likes both nutrasweet and Splenda in his drinks. Mr Trump asks Suzanne to focus on getting a country wide ban on fluoridation of water. "They can get the fluoride in toothpaste if they want that. I will put in a school toothpaste program for those parents that want fluoride in their lives. The main point is that we wil now be able to choose fluoride rather than having the Government force it on us."

Trump Supporter Just Getting Started

Wyoming -- Area libertarian Bill Cummins, 45, has not voted for the past 20 years "cause the Republican presidential candidates are pussies", and he is happy with  all his local political leaders. But now that he got Trump elected, he hopes all the Republican candidates will be like Trump from now on. "In fact I know they will be, I'll make sure of that."

He is excited about all the programs Trump is going to delete. "Ill be voting till every abortion clinic, windmill, ballet company, bike path, National Park, wildlife refuge, food stamp program, museum (except Cowboy and gun museums run by private funds), national guard unit, park ranger program, US Fish and Wildlife outfit, prairie dog protection program, hunting restriction, gun law (other than the one banning registration of guns), DEA, EPA, and anything that comes to Wyoming that smells of "culture" is gone.

In addition, all coal mines closed in the last 20 years will have to be reopened.

Trump Joins Audubon Society

Donald Trump Loves City Birds!

And suburban birds! The ones around farms are OK too.

"I'm going to support all these birds born in the USA."  He pledged initially 30 000 dollars to support three species.10 000 dollars for each to form some suitable habitat. "And a few bird baths on my property,"

"I love red-tailed hawks in the city too. They eat the pigeons. The migratory birds from Mexico are coming to eat all the food from our birds. That is why I am supporting these three species. We will have to cancel that migratory bird treaty my son told me about. He goes shooting mourning doves."