Janitor Left To Dispose of New Life in Biochemistry Lab

 Ann Arbor, MI -- At the end of the school year, it's always the same. Janitor Ed Mann is left to clean out new life that the undergrads made from that DNA that they are messing with.

There are beakers and test tubes and pipets just oozing with life. This year it was even worse. The teaching assistant got sick and the professor was left teaching the labs. He always left an hour before the lab was over. The students merely rinsed the glassware and put it in the drawer. You need to use antibacterial soap. In some cases the new life was all over the bench and dripping on the floor.

Ed spent a week on just the bench tops. He was relieved of cleaning hallways and toilets. They sent another janitor to do that while Ed took care of the lab.

Most of the lab was looking just like in the catalog by the time Ed was done.

Kevin McCarthy will eliminate Social Security. Joe Biden's Social Security

With things at an impasse in the house, Kevin McCarthy knew he had to go forward and eliminate social security. There was no other way to control spending and avoid raising the debt ceiling. He had to go to talk to Joe Biden. They came to an agreement. Kevin will have his way.

Kevin McCarthy will propose a bill and Joe Biden will sign it. He will eliminate his own social security. He still gets his Medicare and pension. Both men are calling this bipartisan effort a success. They could not, however, come to an agreement on cutting Donald Trump's social security.

Biden Wondering About the National Geographics

When staff located some government documents in Pennsylvaia in his old office Joe Biden started wondering.

What about the National Geographics in the garage? There must be twenty years worth of the magazines. Jill takes care of all their other personal papers and photo albums, but the magazines were stored by Joe.

He's going to have to go through them during a few weekends. Sometime in the spring when it warms up enough to spend a few hours in the garage each day. He knows there are some other things in there with them, magazines. But there could be some sheets of paper and stapled reports. He just can't remember what's in there so he made a note on his iPhone calendar to do this.

Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert will head Hunter Biden Laptop committee

 With the Speaker of the House chosen, depositions on Hunter Biden's laptop will start next week.

The first week will cover all the details of  the discovery of this laptop. Rudy Giuliani will testify and the FBI agents will bring the laptop to Congress. That's right, there has been a laptop all the time, not just a hard drive. Deep State has been hiding it all this time.

Tesla engineers will bring AI equipment the second week of the hearings, hooking it up to the laptop. The laptop will then be deposed and will speak to the committee.

Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert will head the committee as agreed in back room deals last night. They expect the laptop to reveal all the dirty deal the Biden Crime Family made with Ukraine and communist China. These truths will reveal what the Biden regime has been doing with federal funds since Biden took office. Biden will then be impeached. More of the insurrectionist congress people will be then involved in revealing all that Biden has done.

The FBI will be helpful to the committee, and the committee has had to make a deal with the FBI. FBI will now only be defunded by one third, not by half as planned. They will not need to investigate politicians anymore, so there is a savings to set off the cuts. The DOJ will then be fully engaged in investigating the misdeeds of Democratic politicians.

Ketanji Brown Jackson looking for The People

With a new job, dealing just with the basics, not the years of written responses and case law, Justice Brown Jackson took a Word version of the entire Constitution and looked for the word "people."

"We the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

Hmm, the people seem to be in there somewhere. There are rules about militias and also unlawful searches and seizures, but it really is not much. Somewhere in the amendments,  mostly after the Civil War, the people made brief appearances.

She did know it was a rather old documents, but it was still a shock. Most of the rights go to the states, not the people.

Trump and Democrat to debate on Twitter in 2024

President Trump announced that there will be no normal debate in 2024 when he will run for president the third time. "The Democrats can send Biden or any other loser to the debate. It will be on Twitter. There will be no moderator. I have arranged this with Twitter. During the debate I and the Democrat will Tweet back and forth on any topic that comes up. You can have technical help. I think Joe for sure does not know how to do a quote tweet. So during our one hour debate we will tweet on a number of topics. No other Twitter poster can answer, it will be set up so that I and Joe or the other loser they pick...please don't pick Kamala folks...will be doing like a duel or a fight. The gloves are off! It will be a terrific event followed by tens of millions!"

Twitter users can then on their own Twitter feed respond to the president as well, but those will not show until the debate is over.

The account will look like an active account but all of Trump's tweets are still in the Twitter archive.

Trump Names 2025 Cabinet Posts

Donald Trump has a ten point plan to Make America Great Again in 2025. Number one on the list is to evict the United Nations from New York. "It's just a step toward world government. And there are Muslims in it. We are going to send it to Switzerland."

For Cabinet posts, Matt Gaetz will be Attorney General.

Lauren Boebert will start a fracking program in all states except Hawaii as Secretary of The Interior.

Lastly, Marjorie Taylor will be Secretary of State. She will be sent on a mission around the world to recall all US troops and present the bill for security in those countries for 2000-2024. And she will test gymnasiums in hotels around the world.